Blah blah blah blah blah...time for the round up.  May contain images not safe for work or life.

They are making a Teen Wolf movie remake.  They are already remaking Heathers so why not butcher this one as well.  One of the reasons why they have decided to go ahead and give Teen Wolf the remake treatment is because of the Twilight craze.  I predict it will be a furry and steaming pile of shit.

Stacy Haiduk has won the best accessory at an award show award.  That is a stuffed cat purse and the cat is used on her show, The Young and the Restless.  Apparently her character was very attached to that cat and believes it talks to her.  Either way it is creepy and I hope this doesn't become a trend.

A Smurfs Movie?  This could only be good like 20 years ago.  I look at the poster and I have no clue what the plot will be but from the tagline I have a guess.  Cubano Smurf is expelled from a prison in Cuba only to be imprisoned in a refuge camp before he can enter Smurf Village.  Then he escapes the refuge camp and through a series of jobs in the underworld becomes the drug king of Smurf Village.

This is Shelly Duval.  Do you remember her?  She was Olive Oyl in the live action Popeye movie.  OK nobody saw that movie.  She is probably best known for her role in The Shining.  Well one of the reasons why we haven't seen much of her since 2002 is because people are saying that she has gone into the deep end.  Her neighbors are claiming that she will patrol her backyard at night because she is convinced that somewhere there is a portal that aliens use to come to earth on her property.  Another neighbor says that Shelly will park her car in her driveway and flash the lights on and off thinking that she is communicating with aliens.  A hardware store owner said this, "She mutters to herself and talks about aliens living in her body. One time she came in and asked for dirt and boards to block up a hole in her backyard because, she said, 'That's a portal into another dimension. That's where the aliens are coming in.'"  You know when I watch The Shining, it messes with me so I can only expect that starring in that movie messed with her.

Filming began on the new Sex and the City movie this week.  I find it funny that they cast all the same people because of how they aged and this movie is rumored to take place before they all became friends so it is set 20 years ago.  When filming began it was also rumored that the reason why Sarah Jessica Parker was there was because they were filming a movie about the life of race-horse Barbaro but Sarah Jessica Parker dispelled the rumors by saying, "NEEEEEIIIIIGGGGGHHHHH!"

Rihanna appeared topless in Italian Vogue magazine.  Take that Chris Brown with your stupid bowtie and comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet.

Lock up all the pet stores that sell gerbils, Richard Gere is celebrating this week.  He turned 60.  You know, I never quite figured how that rumor started.  I figure it was some boys at a recess who were jealous that all the girls found him so attractive and were ignoring them.  In my day we started a rumor that the youngest member of New Kids on the Block had to be taken to the hospital and have his stomach pumped because he ingested too much semen.  Ah...us boys, we can be a cruel lot when girls ignore us.

Phil Spector has been complaining about prison conditions.  He was transferred out of the California Substance Abuse prison because he feared the inmates would kill him.  Then he was set to go to California's Valley State but he read that 14 inmates died of an illness in that prison the previous year so he refused the transfer.  He also doesn't want to go to any of the other California prisons because he fears for his life.  Well, Phil, that is what you get for fucking up the Beatles.

Oasis is pretty much over.  I really enjoyed this band.  Noel walked out before a show and people are saying the reason he walked out on the show and the band is that he got into a fistfight with his brother Liam after Liam smashed one of Noel's guitars.  Liam had no comment and if the picture is correct very little brain function.  So much for saying you were bigger than The Beatles.

Michael Jackson was finally buried 72 days after his death.  Why was there such a wait?  So it could be filmed of course.  Michael's brothers are filming a reality series for A&E.  Then the other thing with his burial was that no one wanted to pay for it.  Finally a judge had to step in and say that the estate will pay for Michael's burial.  Family members are already saying that this won't be Michael's final resting place.  I know what they could do.  They should set up a mausoleum like Vladimir Lenin and this way fans can pay to see Michael's body.

Due to VH-1 canceling Megan Hauserman's show, they are currently looking at creating a new series for her.  It won't be a dating show, that much they know.  People have leaked that Ryan Jenkins won her show and that he also won I Love Money 3 which won't air.  Much like cockroaches, you can't get rid of reality whores like Megan.

Madonna had her daughter Lourdes dress up in the outfits that Madonna wore in her music videos.  Also Lourdes has been showing up on stage and performing with Madonna.  One of the songs they sing together is "Like a Virgin".  Who needs school or friends?  Did I mention that Lourdes is only 12?

One of the creepiest rumors of the week was one that said that Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson's youngest son, Blanket.  The story said that Michael loved Macaulay and he was one of the few people in the world that Michael trusted so MJ asked for his sperm.  Culkin said that the rumor was preposterous.  I think that Linus Van Pelt is the father of Blanket...I wonder if anyone will get that without having to check the Google.

Lindsay Lohan has been offered $900,000 to pose in Playboy.  Man, this recession is pretty bad especially with inflation since the last offer she had was for $500,000 and consider what she has been through...yikes, that magazine must be desperate.  Honestly I don't think it's worth it since she already doesn't leave much to the imagination.

There is an evil rumor floating around the Internet that says that Kim Kardashian uses spray on tan.  I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT!  She is too classy for that.

A story about Kevin Smith that made me question his coolness surfaced this week.  After they wrapped up filming on the 1999 movie Dogma, Kevin Smith and Alanis Morrissette were walking in Los Angeles.  A tough looking guy approached them at a fast pace and Kevin thought they were going to be attacked.  So he does the chivalrous thing and pushes Alanis behind him so the guy can't attack her?  No he pushed her toward the guy and started to run away.  The guy wasn't an attacker but a fan.  Kevin Smith ditched God...well she played God in his movie.  Oh well, he'll be cool again once I get some PBR and pizza in me and I watch his movie all in a row...all except Jersey Girl, that movie depresses me.

In Kevin Federline news...I finally get why he's called K-Fed.  He's been fed by everyone.  In other news it looks like I have found my long lost brother.

Tattoo artist, Kat Von D, tattooed a tribute of DJ AM on the arm of DJ Fashen.  I think that is a nice gesture but it is pretty ugly since the tattoo is supposed to look like DJ AM but looks more like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs.

Jon Gosslein has started a new career.  He is hosting pool parties in Las Vegas.  His first host job had 2000 people show up, mostly girls in bikinis.  The few guys that showed up started heckling Jon about his bald spot, the hair plugs that TLC paid for, and his lack of pecs.  I think they were just jealous that they didn't receive 8 Father's Day cards this year.

Speaking of Jon and Kate...it was only a matter of time before the adult movie industry made a parody movie.  This I will consider watching just as long as the real people aren't involved.

This is Amber Rose, she is Kanye West's girlfriend.  She, much like Jon Gosslein, makes money hosting pool parties.  See there had been much mystery as to what she did and she finally revealed that she hosted pool parties.  It must not pay well.  She can't even afford decent contact lenses.

Last week I mentioned the fight that Joe Francis was involved in with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend Jayde.  Well Joe denies punching Jayde and says he would never hit a woman.  No, he would just feed them alcohol and make them good and drunk so that they would take their shirts off for his cameras.  Joe went on to say that Brody Jenner has the smallest penis in Hollywood.   Joe, how do you know?  You know what else is funny about Joe saying Brody has the smallest penis in Hollywood?  The biggest dickhead in Hollywood made the claim.

Jessica Simpson did a fashion show this week.  I was sort of sad when I saw this photo because it looks like gravity has exacted its revenge upon Jessica.

I like coffee and muffins as much as the next person but I think Jennifer Garner is going to extremes or maybe I'm not eating right.  Hmmm....no ex has ever accused me of that...it was either that joke or something quoting When Harry Met Sally, you know, "I'll have what she's having."

Speaking of coffee and muffins, I'm happy to report that it appears as if Courtney Love is eating once again.   I am happy she is on the right track but why does it look like she is a puppy who is lost?

Bradley Cooper has signed on to play Templeton "Face" Peck in the big screen A-Team movie.  Liam Neeson has signed on to play Hannibal Smith and Jim Carrey is rumored to be in negations to play Murdock since the Three Stooges movie fell apart.  You know what, I am anxious for this movie.

Avril Lavigne is set to take a guest job chair on American Idol this season.  Other people rumored to be guest judges: Shania Twain, Mary J. Blige, Joe Jonas, and Katy Perry.  They are really getting desperate.  Also, I find it strange that in order to be a judge in a talent contest, you need no talent as is the case with Avril.

Playboy is no longer calling Adrianne Curry so she recently postd these photos on Twatter...typo stays.  I am so in love with her after seeing the second photo.  Too bad she is married to Peter Brady.  I probably could kick his ass.  All I would have to do is introduce cousin Oliver to their marriage and it is all downhill from there.  God I am a huge nerd...that is so depressing.

Britney Spears keeps looking better and better.  I guess the key to her success has been not dating losers and having her dad run her life by not letting her near any hair clippers.  Britney and her family spent the better part of 8 hours near a pool and all the kids came home alive.  The God for childproof cages.

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Have you ever wondered what happened to Kid-N-Play?  No, me either but after seeing this...oh how the mighty have fallen.  Oh well it is a paycheck.

I hope everyone has a releaxing weekend.