My weekend was crazy.  The Badgers won on Saturday which is always excellent but it was only by 30 points.  They were playing Wofford...WOFFORD!  All those fumbles.   The Irish won as well.  They aren't legit.  They just aren't. 

Today I had much on my plate such as my uncle's 80th birthday party.  He was pissed that I didn't bring him any beer.  His wife finally put her foot down after 51 years of marriage.  I told him later this autumn I would bring him some and we would spend the afternoon drinking beer and shooting guns and looking at the leaves as they change color.  He looked at me incredulously and I explained that it was for my website (He doesn't get the blogging concept) and that people like seeing that stuff?  He said alright as long as I bring beer.  Surprised he didn't change his mind to whiskey.  He also let me in on a family secret.  My grandfather spent time in jail; just a night.  He, my uncle, and two of my grandfather's brothers-in-law went to Milwaukee to sample the finest of Milwaukee's beverages...Schlitz, Blatz, THE BEAST etc.  and they were in an "establishment" and one of the brothers-in-law ripped a bathroom fixture off the wall.  He laughed so hard that he couldn't get out of there before the police arrived.  This is the same grandfather I have told you about in previous entries.  He was such a character.

Earlier this week I made a reference to sex and restaurants.  It was something like blah blah blah I am so repressed blah blah blah this is a drought of biblical proportions.  Actually it went something like: Sex is like going to the restaurant.  Sometimes you get good service and sometimes you get bad service.  But most of the time you have to settle for self-service.  Anyway I was texting someone these thoughts and this lostfrends(INSIDE INFORMATION) said that his wife made the comment that their restaurant was more like a buffet.  Yes, I enjoy that, an all you can eat meal.  Then I texted about a study I read where it said that 14% of married men prefered oral sex because of the feelings and the other 86% enjoyed it because they finalyl got some peace and quiet.  Hey, I think we have found out why I am single.

Two of my stalkers have joined forces and I am fearful that they are coming after me.  CREEPY.

I am thinking of heading to see the Catholic priest in town tomorrow.  I need some serious theological questions answered and every time I ask a pastor of my particular faith, they avoid answering my questions.

OK...sorry about the rambling, I drank a pot of coffee today and caffeine hits me hard.  I am so damn jittery that I am amazed that I am able to type this. 

Mash-ups:

This mash-up contains Daft Punk(don't ask the song because I can't remember, I think it is off the Homework album) and some "Rock with Me" by Michael Jackson.  It's ok.

Here we have a song that I believe is called "Party Around the World" by Wyclef Jean, it was on the album he released after his 911 album, not the terror attacks.  All I can remember was that album had Wyclef rapping with Kenny Rogers.  Well this isn't from that album.  It sold horribly and Wyclef's house was foreclosed.  The other song is "Around the World" by Daft Punk.  I love Daft Punk.  They are insanely awesome.  Do yourself a favor and go to youtube and look up the video for "Around the World".  It makes absolutely no sense but it is directed by Michel Gondry who brought us The Science of Sleep and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  The guy is a genius and I have a collection of his music videos and there was a making of for "Around the World".  There is some sort of concept where each group of people represents a different musical element.  Watch it, it probably will disappoint but I try to broaden horizons.

OK, insane mash-up of the week.  "Triple Trouble" by the Beastie Boys mashed with "Day Tripper" by The Beatles.  "Day Tripper" is one of my favorite Beatles' songs because that guitar and the harmonization.  I actually love this mash-up.  I wish this were in that Beatles Rock Band.  There is one band that needs to come to Rock Band that will make me run out and purchase a system...JOURNEY.  I also would settle for Dead Kennedys or They Might Be Giants.

My new favorite comic strip: Garfield as Garfield.  I honestly can't tell the difference.