Usually this finds it's way to Xanga in the morning but today was somewhat busy.  I had this interview today and didn't quite know what to make of it.  It seems like I am the only applicant which makes things sound decent.  The general manager of this co-op is telling me all the duties that the job entails and then he kept saying "you will get this" or "you will get that" or "we'll give you a clothing allowance" or "you're going to get some great health insurance" or "we give you a 1/2 ton pick-up".  Then he hands me an application to fill out and return.  I am clueless about the whole thing so I will fill it out and take it back tomorrow.  Hopefully I won't have to wait an hour to talk with him like I did today.

Yesterday was also crazy because at about 8AM as I am getting ready to go to church for my Bible class and services, I get a phone call from one of my aunts saying that my cousins and another aunt are driving through and want to go out for lunch.  I decided to go because it was at the casino.  I love me some buffet.  I figured my recent weightloss could take a pause.  I mean I got something like 900lbs to go.  I really should start posting my intake and vomiting tips.  So I feasted on the prime rib, twice baked potatoes, eggs Benedict, lemon baked chicken, cheesy potato soup, nachos, cabbage rolls, veal, tapioca pudding and turtle cheesecake.  Oddly, I weighed more before I ate.  This was all washed down with a $1 tap beer of Old Milwaukee and a Packers victory.

The cousins that came were the ones I have written about before.  Their son is just hypnotized by me.  He was screaming how he had to sit by me and then when it came time to get food, he refused his parents' help and wanted me to get him food.  Maybe he knows that the fat guy has great taste in food.  It was such a great meal mostly because my cousin had one of her dramatic headaches.  It was such a production.  I just wanted to scream, "Hey, you dizzy dame(is it any wonder I am single?), I'm over here pissing and crapping blood and the doctors can't figure it out.  In fact this morning I wake up and I had blood coming out of three of my body's holes.  Want to guess which ones?  Your headache and your act is insignificant to me.  Woman up."  I kept my mouth shut because I was too busy reading a copy of The Onion.  My casino has The Onion at the entrance.

Then I came home and was preparing for today.  I had dreams of grandeur of how I single-handedly bring the Amish up to the 19th century and they thank me with "hole in the sheet" shenanigans.  Yeah it was one of those dreams.

I have to admit here that many people enjoyed my poem I wrote the other night.  I wonder if they would like it more or less if they knew it was an acrostic.

Oh and for the one of you who understands:  Old Blue Fingers is back.

Music

This mash-up combines "Sweet Dreams" by The Eurythmics with "Without Me" by Eminem.  As I have said before, "Without Me" is probably the most used vocals in the mash-up universe.  I guess I don't mind this mash-up even though I am not an Eminem fan. 

This mash-up combines "Milkshake" by Kelis with "Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears.  Not bad, not bad.  There was something so sexual about Britney in that song that I can't deny that I loved it.  I also love her song Toxic but not as much as I love Local H's cover.

Here's a little "In da Club" by 50 Cent mixed with "Staying Alive" by The Beegees.  It took me a couple of listens to get how this was a mash-up.  Maybe that is a sign of a good mash-up.

Here I am bringing my milkshakes to the yard.

Here's the poem I was talking about and here is the Celebrity Round Up.  I am curious if anyone understood the joke I had for the final photo.