Babysitting my dad was almost as bad as babysitting a 5 year old.  He just runs around and makes noises and asks for a drink of water.  He broke two bones in his hand and then his right eye was swollen shut.  I don't know why but the first thing I asked was if he cried.  He looked at me with his unswollen eye, the eye that had a cornea replacement surgery and then cataract surgery, and said, "Go to hell."  We then both laughed.  He looks like what Rocky looked like after his bout with Apollo Creed.  I was tempted to ask if he wanted me to cut his eye to drain the blood.

I heard part of Conan O'Brien's "In the Year 3000" this evening and it was hilarious. "In the year 3000, Conan O'Brien will admit to having sex with his co-workers, sadly this was when he was self-employed."

I really am beginning to dislike how every professional and collegiate sports program from the state of Michigan is playing for that state and to relieve the pain of the failing economy.  OK, Lions, this is all on you.  You win the Super Bowl, everything gets fixed.  I am campaigning that the Milwaukee Buck have to win the NBA championship because the price of milk has fell out and dairy farmers in this state have been crippled.  Oh and speaking of dairy, have you seen those Happy California Cows ads?  Those commercials are such bullshit(hehe?) because cows are more productive when the temperature is 40F or lower.

Does anyone remember this website called Myspace?

TBS had a baseball game and to cheer up the state of Michigan for the Tigers' failure to make the baseball playoffs they have currently aired 4 and a half consecutive hours of The Office....oops it finished during my typing.

Here's your weekly dose of motivation:

I am feeling motivated.  A few years ago I signed up for a blog radio site and I couldn't get it to work because my microphone worked.  Now I am fully operational so I am toying with the idea of doing a once a week audio bong(typo remains).  I wonder if I would have any followers.  Before I get excited I have to figure out if I can do this.

Well that is it for this week.  I'll keep you posted about the radio thing.