I have had three guest bloggers in the past.  The topics were the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, the economy, and swine flu. 

This time I have found a guest who will speak about the decision to give the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama.  I promised her $20 for her writing services but she left before I could pay her.  She probably ate $20 worth of marshmallows, cornflakes, and celery.  And she must have drank 3 bottles of my vodka.  Yeah she's a class act.

I now present my guest blogger:

Courtney Love

OK i just want begin by saying myspace is dead so I'm at twitter...courtneylover79

So they gave Obama the Nobel Pizza Prize so that's good because he's good and I have heard that putting living turtles on your head increases your vitality and will help you find inner peace so maybe Barack god he is so hot and makes me want to jump him put some turtles over his head because you can totally tell that he is at peace with himself.

So is it true that myspace is eating itself?  I hear all these jerks saying he doesn't deserve anything because he didn't do anything but seriously he had to do something because he got the award, right?  Like he stopped Hilary from being such a bitch and riding my ass about not paying my mortgage seriously she was all over me and saying Courtney you have to pay your bills and I am all like poop on that noise because I really can't poop and that is because of the smack that I USED to do because I'm so drug free right about now and I don't suck dick for money hell now that's what the Kardashians do because they are whores.  Oh and Obama did get me help with my mortgage would President Palin do that no because she only worries about sitting on her porch and spying on Russia with those high-power binoculars she stole from me while I was at Kurt's funeral.  God I miss Kurt has anyone seen that teddy bear where I keep his ashes.  I wonder if President Palin can see my flipping her off

President Obama has inspired me to be peaceful and wiser with my money currently I only have $120 to my name that's right I only have one President Franklin bill and one President Polk bill.  That's all the money I have because someone is trying to steal it from I bet it is those Olsen trolls.  They hate me because of all the trash I talk about them for double teaming every guy they bring home.  My Frances is a saint.  God she looks just like her dad.  Remember to follow me at Twitter CourtneyLover79.

I cannot believe your still that little fraction of you so stuck up your own asses that you'd let 74 year old men be less intriguing than your Courtney Love is a bitch comments because I miss my husband every day and it's sick when people say that shit.  A woman killed a cougar to death with her bare hands for messing with her toddler.
Maternal Instinct is murderous, but I'm in a safe place i have a good law team and am getting a great Malpractice. Fraud, Trust and Insurance Fraud and Constitutional Lawyer that i have to do all this, is an ass pain as I'm in the midst of finishing a record, but myspace is almost sadly dead so I'm on twitter at courtneylover79.  It is a sinking Titanic, not mine these deluded psychotic crazy Poison Dwarfs.  It only feeds my muse, I wont ever ever ever shut up about the truth.  I have now called the other people who I've left out of it, and your all so dead I don't care if you do have 49.3 billion, disgusting, truly disgusting, if it was just me I might not fight so hard but I'll fight til you're dead and you will die before me, you assholes, you lying corrupt pieces of shit

I hear that President Obama gets something like one billion euros for the pizza prize.  That's a lot of motherfucking pizza. If it is really money and I am sure it is money because money has to be real, right?  Does anyone know if President Obama is single because maybe I will quit my dreams of being the first lady of Venezuela because Hugo Chavez is hung like a horse but money is much better and makes me more tingly than a huge cock.

If Obama is single tell him my Twitter is courtneylover79

BTW perfume does a good job covering the smell  and thank you where's my money?

Disclaimer: the guest blogger's opinions do not reflect those of the godfatherofgreenbay.