Even though the title says objectless there will be plenty of objects inside some of which may not be safe for work or life.

So this is what it is like when the Iceman cometh.

I couldn't decide on an adequate caption for this one: "The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together." -or- The Real Housewives of Appalachia.

Gettin' down to business....monkey business.

They are so like us.  I think this is the greatest proof of evolution to date.

I couldn't decide on an adequate caption: Sad O'Lantern -or- "This is what happens when traffic cones are evil and go to hell."

Ummmm...one...two...three...thousand

You know...that last season of The Sopranos was awfully strange.

I had trouble selecting a caption for this one: "Something old, something borrowed, something pink, and something infected." -or- I enjoy an all-u-can-eat buffet at the weddings I attend.

I get it, Tommy Lee, you have a large penis but don't you think this is overkill?

Ummmm compared to that, my chandelier is tiny.

I am very intimidated by that bed.

I am very intimidated by that bathtub.  How do you make the water start?

Here we see Richard Henne working on his next project, Balloon Girl.

WHAT A BARGAIN!

Here's a redneck fire alarm.

New for the Wii, "Fisting with Sarah Jessica Parker"

Here's a logical solution to cold and ice...murder it.

WORST!  HALLOWEEN!  COSTUME!  EVER!

I would have called the police had I knew my neighbor was being battered.

Have a swell day, you hepcats.