Here I am.  Feeling decent.  I finished a book today.  I was reading "Pygmy" by Chuck Palahniuk.  I have read all his works and this for me was the hardest read.  It was written in this broken English because it is taken from the viewpoint of a foreigner.  It had an interesting subject that seemed like it was straight out of one of episodes from the first season of The Simpsons. 
I was talking to my dad today about this weekend.  I am thinking of going out for a little bit for hunting.  I don't know if I will sit out for the whole day.  It is supposed to be warm for hunting in Wisconsin standards but there is also possibility of rain.  My dad said that even though he hates hunting he would rather be out doing that instead of being at the casino.  He said it was going to be a madhouse on Saturday night.  I asked why because I figure most of the hunters would be so beat and want to get in the woods early on Sunday that they wouldn't go to the casino.  He told me that they were having a Deer Hunter Widows special and that there was going to be a performance by the Chippendale's Dancers.  He went on to say that there will be seas of women and he doesn't like dealing with it because once they see half naked men gyrating on stage they think every man is open to being groped.  Hmmmm maybe I will go to the casino afterall.

1.  Guys, are you going out to a bar or club this weekend?  Here is a handy guide for learning about a girl you may be interested in based on her drink.  Sadly, I know a few of these are true.

2.  Here's a fun game.  It's called porn star or potato.  You have to determine whether the picture they show you is either a porn star or a potato.  It's more difficult than it sounds.

3.  I remember back in high school when a local McDonald's got a statue of Ronald.  Within two days I started seeing friends posing with the Ronald in provactive ways.  I figured I was alone until I saw this collection of porn photos with statues.  Have you noticed lately I have been writing a bit about porn?  Yeah...things are lonely in my house.

4.  I was sent this email from a member of my church.  He and I had been debating about Thomas Jefferson being a Christian.  I said that it was pretty obvious he wasn't since he edited his own Bible and took out any mentions of Christ's divinity or anything remotely paranormal.  Well the guy sent me an email with a link to this site explaining that Thomas Jefferson must be a Christian since he is included in that painting.  And people wonder why I have problems with the church.

5.  Are you a Star Wars fan?  Have you been jealous of Star Trek fans and how they get to speak the language of the Klingons?  Well thanks to two Xangans for bringing this link to my attention(I think I posted it a long time ago but who knows, I drink scotch).  It's an online translator to turn all your text into the language of the Wookies.  wwhuoaor roworaac!

6.  So a long time ago I posted a link to the website Overheard in New York.  Well this site is much more relevant to me since I live so close.  Overheard in Madison.  Too bad they haven't included any of the chants from the sporting events...wait they did September 26th.  The recent Badgers game when they were whipping Michigan the student section started to chant "Let's Get Wasted!"  Oh and the hockey game last weekend I heard a chant of "We want ice cream!"  A local fast food chain has a deal where if the BAdgers hockey teams score 5 goals in a game then everyone with a ticket stub that goes to the restaurant gets a free ice cream...oops frozen custard.  Culver's rocks!

7.  This is a fun little website that is quite the invasion of privacy.  It's called FoundPhotos and the webmaster started the site after he started finding people's personal photos on peer to peer file sharing programs.  Not to get your hopes up, I haven't found any nudies yet.

8.  I have heard rumors of the existence of this product.  It's called the Pizza Video.  It's sort of like those videos or DVDs where they show the fireplace scene.  I guess the video is supposed to make me feel like I am watching a pizza being made in a pizzeria while I eat my Tombstone.

9.  If you have a lot of time on your hands, here's a site that supposedly has the 50 funniest scenes in movie history.  I don't get why #7 even made the list.

10.  Here's a fun new fetish site...Hot Chicks with Fists in their Mouths.   If you can't figure out what that site is about then you have issues.

11.  Sesame Street has been on the air for 40 years.  Over that time there have been plenty of muppets that have come and went.  Here are 9 muppets that were evicted from Sesame Street.

12.  I mentioned Star Wars earlier...well this is how a Star Wars fan deals with a break up.  Honestly, I give the dude props because that is such a great allusion.

13.  This list examines the 10 worst marriages in cartoon history.  I love their assessment of the #10 couple.

14.  Do you need reasons to stop eating at McDonald's?  Well take a look at what their Big Mac Wrap looks like.  Since McDonald's is getting all hip and getting rid of the statues I have no more reasons to go there.

15.  Are you planning on getting into some mischief this weekend?  Well here are 25 reasons why you should wear condoms.

Hamburglar, when will you learn not to steal?