President Obama was in Madison today to unveil some of his plans to change the education system in America.  I liked some of what he said.  The Republican party has already jumped on it to say that he has ulterior motives in visiting in Madison now because the state legislature is set to debate a bill that would have schools be accountable for students' progress and also Milwaukee is trying to pass legislation where the mayor of the city would have greater control over monetary disbursement to the schools and they also claim that President Obama is there to motivate the mayor of Milwaukee to make a run for governor of Wisconsin.  I would be down for the mayor of the Cream City to be governor of this state.  He took quite a beating this summer and he hopped back.  I guess in all of this I am asking, "What politician doesn't have ulterior motives?"

Did you know that 68% of all statistics are made up on the spot?  If so then did you know that 80% of statistics are wrong 70% of the time?

So with the president in Madison many police officers from my area are being used to help with security.  My town has no police presence.  You know what that means?  SHENANIGANS!  Look out, Amish, it's outhouse tipping time.

You know what I detest?  When people just call the president, Obama.  Give the guy respect.

Hopefully Obama will read my motivation...oops.

So it's day four of No Shave November and I am itching horribly.  Most days I shave twice.  I have to cave and lose this face fur.

I'll be back with my monumental post later tonight.

I really have nothing much to say here other than I am getting close to a monumental post that has been in the making for quite some time.  In this post I am thinking of doing something that in all my time on Xanga I have only done twice.  Oh and some images may not be safe for work or life.

I think he played a few years in Green Bay...what was his name?  Brent Farf?

ALL ABOARD!

YES!  Instead of tea bag rallies they hold dry martini protests where they throw olives at the poor.

Yes, I think I will stay away from that car.  Funny thing is a lot of people think deer are such lovely and peaceful creatures...bullshit.  I have known people to have been killed by deer.  One of my the guys in my neighborhood hit a deer with his car and the deer came through the windshield and the antlers went through his throat.  Oh and there was the guy in this area that was out hunting and thought he killed the deer but he startled it and it fainted.  When he went to field dress it, the deer woke up and kicked him in the gut.  Deer hooves are razor sharp so the guy was slashed across the gut and was disemboweled.  In a sense he was field dressed by the deer.  And people say deer hunting is unethical...they are evil.

This is not how they make kosher hot dogs.

Has anyone out there seen the NC-17 version of Requiem for a Dream?  That might explain this photo.  I think this is mostly for Skinny Wolf.

Here's what the dude is thinking: "Chickens...turkeys...her...hell, I'll do anything fowl."

Boys will be boys.

They say cleanliness is next to godliness but I don't think this is what they had in mind.

I bet she said no.

Polka in front, dryer in rear?

My favorite time of the day however I think my watch is broken.

OK, I'll be back later with a motivational post.

I was set to do this post last night but the uploaders didn't work for both audio and photos when I attempted.  I kept getting a message that said servers were down.  Oh well, they're working now.   Did everyone get their clocks changed?  I forgot one, my living room chiming clock.  I took it down and changed it and I think I flipped a switch on the chimes because now on the top of every hour it chimes Ave Maria. 

This mash-up is a mixture of Madonna's "Holiday" and Kelis' "Milkshake".

This one combines Tony Bennett's "Steppin' Out with My Baby" and mashes it with T.I.'s "Wherever".  I love the combination of the different styles in this one.

Here's a special Halloween mash-up.  The music you hear is from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I believe some of the vocals are also used.  The main vocals come from two different songs.  The female vocals come from Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughtta Know"(her alleged song about Dave Coullier) and the male vocals come from Korn's "Falling Away From Me".  I really like this one and I apologize that I don't know the name of the song from Rocky Horror Picture Show.  I have seen the movie a few times but it hasn't been a cult thing for me.

Halloween
Here's some costumes I found that I thought you may enjoy.

So these may be why I started drinking.

So what did you go as?

I think that later tonight I will have a post up that will feature something that I have only done twice in all my time on Xanga.

One more....