Why am I posting at 4:30AM?  Well the snow, it's so peaceful.  I was watching it and reading and about 8PM I collapse and fall asleep.  I wake up around 10 and felt groggy and then I had this scare that maybe with all the snow my vents on the furnace were covered so I was getting carbon monoxide poisoning.  I go outside and shovel around the area but it was nowhere near being covered, I was just tired.  I came back in and went back to sleep.  I wake up at 3AM because my cats are crawling all over me.  I think there is about 10 inches of snow on the ground now.  The plows aren't out and I've noticed most all the schools in the area are closed.  I think this means I get to work on my Festivus list of grievances.   Truly another Festivus miracle.  Happy Festivus, for the rest of us.

A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.

I am thinking of starting a new band.  It's going to be a tribute band to Creedance Clearwater Revival.  I think people should be made aware of that band's contributions to the world of rock music.  The pending name of my band is Creedance Clearwater Revival Revival...CCRR.

The Cialis ad says to call a doctor. if you lose your hearing or sight. Well, with the women I have sex with, that might be a plus.

What goes up, must go down. That's why I toss my dates in the air. And if it wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

All I want for Christmas are model planes. Not because they're a hobby of mine, but because huffing glue is a hobby of mine.

Benjamin Franklin said "a penny saved is a penny earned" and that's why he's on the 10,000 penny bill.

I believe that eating your own boogers has to be some form of cannibalism.

I'm ½ rapper and ½ artist. I guess that makes me a rapist.

Motivation:

I am getting reports of a major snowball fight transpiring at the University of Wisconsin but the news agencies in Madison can't report it because they have no 4WD vehicles.  Here's where I step in and offer my services.  THE PEOPLE MUST HAVE NEWS!  THE FOURTH ESTATE WILL NEVER PERISH!

If at first you don’t succeed, go to 2nd base