I had some time to think this afternoon and I get dangerous when I think.  This time I wasn't plotting world domination but I was once again thinking of food that revolts me.  There is one meal that if you served it to me, I would cease being your friend.  It's an omelet.  What's so bad about that?  Well if one of the ingredients happens to be chicken I will go ape-poop.  Just typing about a chicken omelet is giving me the dry heaves.  Other food I can't stand...cauliflower, broccoli, squash, and strawberries.  For realz, I can't stand strawberries.  I may be allergic but I'm not sure.  When they are near me I start having asthma attacks.  So if you want to de-friend me and unsub for life, invite to your house and serve me a meal consisting of chicken omelets, broccoli, and strawberries...I think I am going to be sick.

Music:

This mash-up consists of "Walk this Way" by Aerosmith, "Block Rockin' Beats" by Chemical Brothers, and "Give it Away" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.  The DJ also said there was a bit of Otis Redding in that mash-up but I could find it.  Honestly I adore this mash-up.  I love how the music flows seamlessly between "Walk this Way" and "Block Rockin' Beats".

OK for those of you who read my Celebrity Round Up, you will know why I included this mash-up.  It's "All I Need" by Air mashed with "Smile" by Lily Allen.  Seriously, her vocals...it's angelic.  Maybe it's because I have a thing for girls with accents.

This mash-up...this is the mash-up.  I secretly think that Bob Marley was able to see the future and heard the other song of the mash-up and went back in time to write "This Love".  With all that ganj he smoked it's vey well possible and if I remember correctly he is highly revered in the Rastafarian religion.  Anyway this mash-up takes Bob Marley's "This Love" and mixes it with Softcell's "Tainted Love".  I was really getting down to this one while I was flexing my mathematical muscles earlier this evening.

Here's a bonus mash-up for all my Jewish friends out there.  Mazel Tov!   For the goyim out there, it's Hanukkah.  And for those people that are demanding stores say "Happy Holidays", remember Hannakuh has been celebrated hundreds of years before Christ was born and besides that Christ was born in April...just saying.  Anyway this mash-up is a song from Sarah Silverman called "Give Da Jew Girl a Toy".  It 's mashed with what could perhaps be the greatest song to ever come out of Germany.  That song is "Da Da Da" by Trio.  Back in the late 90s, "Da Da Da" was used in Volkswagen ads.  I rushed out to the Best Buy and bought that album.  It helped my German.

Really...what is wrong with kids these days?

TAKE IT SANTA!  I think this brings new meaning to my recent thoughts of "screw Christmas".

I was reading a report today that people identified Adam Sandler's Hanukkah songs with Hanukkah over the Dreidl song.  
 

Well bubeleh, remember Hanukkah Harry has to schlep all your toys to you so be a mensch and leave him some nice matzah.  Your meschuga to not leave anything out for Hanukkah Harry...why that is plain chutzpah!  Also don't be a kolboynick and deny the existence of Hanukkah Harry.  Drek for you, putz!

Happy Hanukkah!  Rosh Tov!

I have been hearing a lot today about how people are claiming that they are underrated and overrated and math and IQ numbers have been thrown into the mix. 

I just wanted to say that I am smart at math.  I taught 5th and 6th grade math.  I always gave my students a pre-test before we started the year in math class.  Usually the kids would score in the 50 or 60 percents.   By the end of the year I gave them the same test, none of my students scored under 95%.  None if my math serves me right, that is good.

Anyway here's further proof I am good at math:  The associative property works for both multiplication as well as addition.

If you take the group of numbers 2, 3, and 4 no matter which numbers you add together first, they will always have the same sum.  (2+3)+4=9 or (4+3)+2=9.

As I mentioned this same property works for multiplication.  We will use the same numbers: 2, 3, and 4.
(2*3)*4=24 is the same as (4*3)*2=24.

Does knowing the associative property make me better than anyone else on Xanga?  Probably not.
Does applying the associative property make me the world's best blogger?  No.
Am I an ass for posting this?  Yes.
You may get a laugh out of this but I qualified for MENSA.  It ain't difficult.