I'm going away for a few days so I won't be around Xanga that much.  I have some business I have to take care of and all the health issues surrounding my family are all coming to a head.  An aunt in Chicago is undergoing open heart surgery in the next few days, my dad is having surgery to insert a fistula in his arm so he can begin kidney dialysis, and today I am taking an aunt for tests at hospital about an hour from home.  Anyway I just wanted to give fair warning.  And I want to leave you with some wisdom.

There's no such thing as a free lunch unless you are willing to stab your waiter.

If time is money, why won’t my bank accept these rollover minutes?

I bet a good Christmas present for the Venus De Milo would be a vest.

Why Jack-in-the-Box when you can In-n-Out?

All's fair in love and war. Except for chloroform. That's only fair in love.

I have been avoiding the Noid since '89. I'm sure by now the coast is clear, Domino's.

Motivation:

OK so now you are motivated and I have to leave.  Not forever, when I leave I am going out with the most tasteless blog ever...a blog so tasteless that even Partisan_Paul(or is it Paul_Partisan) won't post it.  That being said, no I have no intentions of leaving.

I just have to hang in there.