In no particular order:

Olivia Munn
Amanda Bynes
Gabrielle Union
Sarah Rue
Roseanne
Jessica Simpson
Lily Allen
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Shakira
Salma Hayek
Padma Lahkshmi
Lucy Liu
Bai Ling
Chloe Sevingy
Lauren Graham
Progressive Insurance girl
Serena Williams
Snooki
Lisa Loeb
Gail Kim
Doris Roberts
Danielle Fishel
Penelope Cruz
Joss Stone

Wow...I didn't even get to Xanga.  Good thing.  Mein Schtuppwurst will be quite tired from this list.

Oh and I should also add "Get a computer".  The way things are going it has been the last thing on my mind.  I have been in Illinois for my aunt's funeral.  Then taxes...don't I pay enough on beer and gas?  Sometime I will return...sometime.