I figure that Xanga is acting half-way decent so I should get this post up as quickly as possible.  I really want to be at the NBA Finals tonight but I'm banned for life from attending NBA games.  It was a messy incident where I tried to kidnap the Boston Celtics' mascot so that he would grant me my three wishes.  Well security got to me and that little creep still owes me wishes.

1.  I like toys but not so much these toys.  I wonder if people will understand the last one.

2.  Some city planner over in Lyon, France sure is a funny guy or maybe they just love the cock.

3.  I enjoy bands and I enjoy movies.  Now what happens when you combine the two?  Well you get this list of the 10 best fictional bands in movies.  Are there any others that you would add?

4.  If anyone wants to do a Xanga meet-up with me, don't stay at this hotel.  It's nasty.  Read some of the poor reviews.  I wonder why some people have great experiences and others say it is downright horrible.

5.  Vampires are all the rage right now but they have always been popular in Hollywood.  Here's an article about some of the best and worst vampires in movies.  I am so happy Transylvania 6-5000 made the list.

6.  You've all heard of Post Secret.  Well this is Draw Secret.  It's for people who want to share secrets via MS Paint.

7.  I enjoy craigslist and what I enjoy most about craigslist are the funny ads.  I don't have that much time to go scouring so here is a site that has some funny craigslist ads.

8.  Hey look at me...I'm Mancouch...here's CheatConfession!  Mancouch, you are a waste of bandwidth.  If you want me to change my opinion, make my lukewarm posts a regular mancouch feature.  Nope, you don't have the balls.

9.  After a long hard day of work, I get home and ask myself, "What the fuck should I make for dinner?"  Trust me, it sometimes comes in handy.

10.  How many Justin Biebers could you take on in a fight?  I only could take 27.

11.  Yahoo Answers is so much fun and is responsible for helping guys save their marriages but ruin the lives of the family pet.

12.  And I leave you with one of my favorite things about the summer...WOMEN EATING ICE CREAM CONES!

SCORE!

I've never seen so many bald, wrinkled pussies in a single location without a bingo game being played.

Can I say I feel guilty when she waits on me?

Have a great night!

Shake of the fist #1

This fist shake goes out to Xanga.  You try to improve the website but it goes all to hell and it moves slower than an old man with a walker in January on ice.  Oh you like colloquialisms...Xanga has sucked more than a broke crack whore trying to get money so she can get her fix.  I guess new isn't always improved. 

Shake of the Fist #2

This fist shake goes out to the kids that hang out in front of the library across the street from my house and smoke weed all night.  You think I'm too old to not know what you're doing over there?  The smoke is so heavy that the clouds are coming over to my property and coming in through my windows making me spend the rest of my night watching The Wall and eating Funyuns.  I'm gaining weight as you people smoke it up and playing on the wi-fi that my tax dollars finance.

Shake of the fist #3

This fist shake goes out to BP.  You are trying your damnedest to avoid cleaning up the oil spill.  You failed at the top kill and deny that the oil has reached Florida despite people finding dead fish covered in oil along with tarballs washing up on the beach.  You know what would clean up all that oil, BP executives?  Drop those damn Jersey Shore kids in that oil.  They'd soak it all up in their hair and skin.  You get rid of the oil and hopefully the oil kills the Jersey Shore punks.  Two birds one stone.

Xanga, kids smoking weed in front of the library, and BP, you've been fisted....OK maybe I need a better catch phrase.  And I just remembered Colbert has the Wag of the Finger.  Still -ish sites and Xanga, you're on notice.