So last night, after my Xanga jones was quenched, I decided to settle down with a movie.  I curled up on the couch to watch "Audition".  This was a HUGE mistake.  I guess Takshi Miike movies are not movies to watch at night nor are they good to watch any time of the day.  This movie has shyed me away from dating or at least holding auditions to find a girlfriend.

You know how that prince from Cinderella went around looking for the woman whose foot fit in the glass slipper?  Well I'm going around looking for a girl with the license plate: BJS 247.

Who wants me to come to their house and drink beer?  High quality is preferred.

I figure I don't need a fancy XBOX 360 when I can play a regular XBOX while using a sit-n-spin.

I have a strange feeling that Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are re-enacting Thelma and Louise with Charlie Sheen's cars.

Anyone watching the World Cup?  How about those vuvuzelas?  I don't care if FIFA bans them as long as I can still get blown like one.

Here's your dose of weekly motivation:






Tact is for people who aren't witty.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Hey, it's great that the University of Nebraska entered the Big Ten but they better be ready for a cornholing when they play the Badgers.

And this one goes out to a banana:

Have a great whatever...I love you guys