Another week of links for my beautiful readers.  It was an interesting day here in Lake Woebegon.  I was awakened by a phone call from a frantic Census worker.  "Godfather, you're our only hope."  And by our, I mean the United States.  The scanner ate forms so they called me in to go to houses and do more Census forms.  I guess it's because I look intimidating and people don't mess with Census worker Knuckles.  It was my most productive day working for the Census so go figure.  I guess people responded to me showing up at their house wearing a Ramones t-shirt.  My golden raspberry plant is looking great as are my tomatoes and peppers.  Hopefully the tornadoes stay away from me tonight.  Anyway enough babbling, here's your links.

1.  Old people are awesome and here is proof.  I think they got one of my grandmas in there.

2.  Who knew baseball was so embarrassing?  It's fitting that a Brewer is number one.

3.  Here are some fun ads from Durex, the condom company. 

4.  Joe Barton apologized for the hearing today where the CEO of BP was grilled and he called it a shakedown.  Later he retracted his apology.  Here are some other things Barton is apologizing for...thanks bosefius

5.  I took this sexuality quiz and apparently I'm normal.

6.  The Miss Hooters Canada contest was held recently.  Do I need to say anymore?

7.  Do you want to do freaky things to your head and still pass drug tests?  Here's some fun tricks you can play without hallucinogenics.

8.  I've always found Google Maps to be intriguing.  It's cool when people do extraordinary things for the Maps so that everyone in the world can see.  Here are some of the best images captured on Google Maps.  It's amazing how many penises there are out there.

9.  I found this site one day when I typed into Google "Reasons why I shouldn't have kids".  It's called Shit My Kids Ruined.  I am just about set to make the vasectomy appointment.  I like how the site calls it the strongest visual birth control on the net.

10.  I should have put this one first but this is a special World Cup link.  You know those crazy vuvuzelas?  Well now you can surf the internet while experiencing what the players are going through.  Also, if you have Twitter, you can follow the vuvuzela.  And finally, someone went to painstaking effort to recreate the goals from the US/England game...with LEGOS!

11.  Now that the NBA season is 1 minute from being over(LIVE BLOGGING FOR THE WIN...not FTW because the local biker gang insists that stands for Fuck the World) prepare yourselves for the shitstorm that will be the pending LeBron James free agency.  I HATE LEBRON JAMES!

12. I know someone posted these before but I loved the site.  They take classic music albums and animate them.  I can't get enough.

I so want to get this job


It's good to see that Aunt Flo, Period Penny, and Menstruating Millie got to see the World Cup but it's too bad they spent the whole time bitching and complaining.