So today I went to a church picnic and someone brought beer and one led to 4 and 4 led to 20 and now I am sobered...that should read, I filled up on cheese and beans.  I'm ready for blast-off.

Well the books was "Everybody Poops".

This is the first space shuttle that our government is planning to send to Uranus.

The secret ingredient on Iron Chef America is.....BUTT MUD!

Twilight has hit a new low.

This is the only way we can stop Twilight.

That is pretty creepy.

UMMMMMM

Waldo sure is getting easy to find these days.

50 Centaur is a rap sensation in Narnia.

KFC has teamed up for a new promotion with Pepto Bismal because as the new slogan says, "Can't Have One Without the Other."

Maybe he speaks softly and carries a big stick.

Oddly I find both somewhat sexy.

I'll be honest, I was their best customer until I reported them for false advertising.

What a simple cure-all?  Somehow that could fix our economy.

Things are picking up down at Dahmer Construction Company.

"Are you sure this doesn't make my pussy look huge?"

Now he is a true facebook addict.

He's threatening to kill himself because the other guy is such a bad shot.

Have a sober and safe Sunday.