Well I am slowly getting better.  Today was the first day that I could stand upright without feeling nauseous or sleeping all day.  My mom thinks I am having a severe reaction to some medicine that I was taking to fight a cold.  I guess that makes sense since I am allergic to so many antibiotics that doctors don't often know what to prescribe me. 

I was in my bathroom today and I accidentally dumped a package of Skittles into my toilet.  When I flushed it was like watching a ten second NASCAR race.

I am thinking I will have to write Lindsay Lohan a letter for every day she is in jail.

I am thinking of putting out my own sex tape.  Sure it is duct tape, but you can use it for sex too.

Here's your weekly dose of motivation:

So the "Ladies" one doesn't make much sense.  I only posted it because that looks exactly like a former student that had a mullet.

My scrotum may or may not have the American flag tattooed on it right now.