July 6, 2010

  • Motivation

    Well I am slowly getting better.  Today was the first day that I could stand upright without feeling nauseous or sleeping all day.  My mom thinks I am having a severe reaction to some medicine that I was taking to fight a cold.  I guess that makes sense since I am allergic to so many antibiotics that doctors don't often know what to prescribe me. 

    I was in my bathroom today and I accidentally dumped a package of Skittles into my toilet.  When I flushed it was like watching a ten second NASCAR race.

    I am thinking I will have to write Lindsay Lohan a letter for every day she is in jail.

    I am thinking of putting out my own sex tape.  Sure it is duct tape, but you can use it for sex too.

    Here's your weekly dose of motivation:






    So the "Ladies" one doesn't make much sense.  I only posted it because that looks exactly like a former student that had a mullet.

    My scrotum may or may not have the American flag tattooed on it right now.

Comments (12)

  • Hahaha, the fetal position! Oh man, that is so...twilight. And no, of course I did not laugh at the Ray Charles bit.

    The part with the Skittles, did really happen? If yes, is it me or you're funnier when you're sick? I'm not implying anything, no sir!

  • glad you're feeling better...

    and the ladies one made me laugh. :D My roommate came out of his room to find out what the hell I was giggling about on the laptop whilst he was TRYING to sleep.

  • haha, love it!

    Hope you feel better!!

  • "Ladies" was the funniest one! And Demetri Martin is why.

  • ah hum, lohan is in jail? o.O
    lol @the fetal position bed.
    Hope you feel better soon. :)

  • haha :) nice

  • I actually thought the Ladies one was pretty funny. Like he's going to get a girl.
    Sorry you're still sick. You might want to go to the doctor again if you are having an allergic reaction.
    Skittles was funny I might need to do an experiement with some of my own.

  • ten second NASCAR race hahaha ...did you make that uuuup? ...anywayyyyy, quite a few good ones this time

    oh, and re that song by Ne-Yo being a mashup... idk if it is; i didn't think so, but it's possible... and, you're right, it could be Crystal Method at that

  • im going to university of mn- duluth

  • this is cool haha! Get well soon!

  • yay yay : )

  • I don't even know where to begin with a comment - I read several of your posts and they're all great! How about I just say Hi for now.

    Oh, and stop picking on that little Bieber kid. He's from my hometown here in Stratford damn it. Let me fucking do it!

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