I won't bore you with a health update.

Ladies, did you know that the male erection is the sincerest form of flattery?

Mel Gibson needs an exorcism and who better to perform it than the Bear Jew.  For us, the "e" at the end of "Old Spice" is silent. For Mel Gibson, that "e" is nonexistent.

The real reason why LeBron James left Cleveland: Could you stand to be teammates with a guy who banged your mom?

Now that George Steinbrenner is in Heaven, I wonder if he is making Jesus cut his hair.

And now, your weekly dose of motivation:

I know money can't buy happiness but I'm pretty sure you can rent it but then I notice that prostitutes never smile.  I guess they go by the old adage to never mix business with pleasure.

Abandon the search for the truth and settle for a good fantasy.

"Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa."- George Steinbrenner