Day: September 2, 2010

  • Terrible Tattoo Thursday for 90210

    I spent some time in Madison yesterday looking at grad programs for education.  I don't know if I want to go back to a classroom setting or if I want to do everything online.  I looked at going with USC.  It's quite expensive but all their stuff is done online and with skype. I would have to contribute vlogs in the classes.  It sounds interesting but then I'd worry about what I'd do with a webcam outside of the class.  Look out, chat-roulette.  Another pro to USC is that they will give me a $75 gift card to Best Buy.  How awesome is that!  I spend a few thousand dollars to earn a piece of paper and they give me a gift card.  Anyway...it's time for tattoos.  Some of these are not safe for life.  I was lazy today and didn't upload any new tattoos so I went back to some of these posts from 3 years ago.

    Someone has a future destined for tech support.

    Ok, there is something about getting Nintendo tattoos or other pop-culture tattoos.  This should not be one of them.  If I had to give this tattoo a title it would be: "Swinging on a Star".  WHY? Is that Toad filming it?  This is bad, but not the worst.

    This may be a case of another tattoo that I shouldn't get.  I'm beginning to think that people are daft.

    Ok, Clay Aiken...he didn't even win American Idol.  Why would you want a loser on your body?  And then I should ask why Demi Moore is with Ashton Kutcher.

    Chris "Corky" Burke...WHY???????  He hasn't been around since the mid-90s.  He does have a pretty nice myspace site, but he also has a very lame band.  His band plays at high schools around the country .  I think most of the high schoolers nowadays are too young to even know who this guy is.  Apparently someone knew Corky a little too much. 

    I'm Native American, I like corn dogs, and I have a fetish for naked ladies.  Combine the three and you have the worst idea for a tattoo ever.  I can understand the lady but the corndog...A MAIZEDOG?????????????  Maybe I should get some Chinese food tattooed on my back or what I had for breakfast.

    This guy stole my idea of the breakfast tattoo...telepathetically...yes I purposely misspelled telepathically.

    UGH!  Why?  Aren't Jeeps rugged and manly vehicles?  What is with the flowers and vines?

    The secret word of the day is: CRAPPY TATTOO.  Yes that is more than one word.  tattoo your complaints on your forearm and get back to me.

    Brings new meaning to the phrase "Fuck the World".

    So I can take Jimmy Buffett in small doses.  This is way over the line.  I think this is an overdose.  There is liking music and then there is being obsessed with a band.  Which do you think this tattoo represents?  Can anyone answer this question, why does Jimmy Buffett have such a huge following in the Midwest with his tropical music?

    Oh how cute!  It looks like an open wound.  This it is pierced.....WAIT A SECOND...that is a...a...a...VAGINA!.  What would posses someone to tattoo that on their KNEE?  And then it is pierced?  Wow, this guy's knee is turning me on.  Next!

    I hope there is forgiveness for this tattoo.

    Why would anyone want to get Britney's worst phase permanently on their skin? Luckily for Britney, hair grows back; unfortunately for the owner of this tattoo, ink is forever.

    So can you point out the homosexual subtext to this tattoo?  I think there may be something to that homosexual agenda.

    You know I actually was sort of wondering why she had a tattoo of a ram but then I realized it is a diagram of the female reproductive organs.   Who knew tattoos could be educational?

    So racist tattoos exist and this is one of the least erotic.  Lady, I love the scorched earth policy but I, like Crayolas, can come in any color.

    Out with a bang?

  • 90210

    Today is September 2nd 2010...the second day of the ninth month of 2010...9-02-10.  Europeans, you celebrated on February 9th.

    Beverly Hills 90210, just another in a long line of successful shows for Aaron Spelling.
    http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/90210_grouppic2.png
    I won't acknowledge the new 90210 because it's crap although AnnaLynne McCord is hot and her name looks like "anal".

    How many of those people went on the bigger and better things?  I could make a case for zero.  Although Brian Austin Green is married to Megan Fox so I guess he has had some success in life.

    Anyway enjoy your day and have a Coke at the Peach Pit.

    Jokes.com
    Janeane Garofalo - 90210
    comedians.comedycentral.com
    Big Lake A New Comedy from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia