02 | September | 2010 | godfatherofgreenbay's Xanga Site

I spent some time in Madison yesterday looking at grad programs for education. I don't know if I want to go back to a classroom setting or if I want to do everything online. I looked at going with USC. It's quite expensive but all their stuff is done online and with skype. I would have to contribute vlogs in the classes. It sounds interesting but then I'd worry about what I'd do with a webcam outside of the class. Look out, chat-roulette. Another pro to USC is that they will give me a $75 gift card to Best Buy. How awesome is that! I spend a few thousand dollars to earn a piece of paper and they give me a gift card. Anyway...it's time for tattoos. Some of these are not safe for life. I was lazy today and didn't upload any new tattoos so I went back to some of these posts from 3 years ago.

Someone has a future destined for tech support.

Ok, there is something about getting Nintendo tattoos or other pop-culture tattoos. This should not be one of them. If I had to give this tattoo a title it would be: "Swinging on a Star". WHY? Is that Toad filming it? This is bad, but not the worst.

This may be a case of another tattoo that I shouldn't get. I'm beginning to think that people are daft.

Ok, Clay Aiken...he didn't even win American Idol. Why would you want a loser on your body? And then I should ask why Demi Moore is with Ashton Kutcher.

Chris "Corky" Burke...WHY??????? He hasn't been around since the mid-90s. He does have a pretty nice myspace site, but he also has a very lame band. His band plays at high schools around the country . I think most of the high schoolers nowadays are too young to even know who this guy is. Apparently someone knew Corky a little too much.

I'm Native American, I like corn dogs, and I have a fetish for naked ladies. Combine the three and you have the worst idea for a tattoo ever. I can understand the lady but the corndog...A MAIZEDOG????????????? Maybe I should get some Chinese food tattooed on my back or what I had for breakfast.

This guy stole my idea of the breakfast tattoo...telepathetically...yes I purposely misspelled telepathically.

UGH! Why? Aren't Jeeps rugged and manly vehicles? What is with the flowers and vines?

The secret word of the day is: CRAPPY TATTOO. Yes that is more than one word. tattoo your complaints on your forearm and get back to me.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Fuck the World".

So I can take Jimmy Buffett in small doses. This is way over the line. I think this is an overdose. There is liking music and then there is being obsessed with a band. Which do you think this tattoo represents? Can anyone answer this question, why does Jimmy Buffett have such a huge following in the Midwest with his tropical music?

Oh how cute! It looks like an open wound. This it is pierced.....WAIT A SECOND...that is a...a...a...VAGINA!. What would posses someone to tattoo that on their KNEE? And then it is pierced? Wow, this guy's knee is turning me on. Next!

I hope there is forgiveness for this tattoo.

Why would anyone want to get Britney's worst phase permanently on their skin? Luckily for Britney, hair grows back; unfortunately for the owner of this tattoo, ink is forever.

So can you point out the homosexual subtext to this tattoo? I think there may be something to that homosexual agenda.

You know I actually was sort of wondering why she had a tattoo of a ram but then I realized it is a diagram of the female reproductive organs. Who knew tattoos could be educational?

So racist tattoos exist and this is one of the least erotic. Lady, I love the scorched earth policy but I, like Crayolas, can come in any color.

Out with a bang?