Feign interest.

I forgot to do a post yesterday.  I should have because it was Cat-urday.  God, I am a loser.

When you figure it out, you will LOL and then charge me with crimes against humanity.

Oh that is one cool cat.  Too bad that kegstand will get him fired from his job as...being a cat?

The ultimate photobomb.

Seriously...do it!  I was shocked at how this worked.  You also must post it in a vlog.

Once again...I am a loser.

Text messages are a tool of the devil.

Demi Moore's bush is guilty of grand theft auto and Troy Polamalu is under investigation too.

Condoms are like tuxedos for your dick.  You only wear them on special occasions.

I bet that is located on the Outer Spanks

I hear Hogwarts is quite pricey these days.  If you can't afford it, you can always try Analwarts Academy.

In this economy, no one should be throwing away sugar daddies.

Now Twilight fans can rest in peace...he's been dead all along.

Oh...my...GAWD!

So...plan emergencies accordingly.

In case you can't make out his sweater, it says "Fantastic Little Murderer".

Oh...those...they're our new item that we call Wacky Bread.  They are more extreme than a regular pretzel.

Gentlemen...we ride at dawn.

Get it?

Did you?

And did you remember to send Mr. Lashua a birthday card?  If you didn't Mr. Lashua has a message for you: