That's what she said?  My cock doesn't feel like coming out to play tonight so I'm dumping photos.

You've been warned.

Damn...zombies are in season.

Give me a "B"...B...Give me a "J"...J...mrphmrphhympaht

I have something else for mommy that would be quite relaxing.

What a dick!

In Wisconsin, we demand it.

I hope that's twins...why am I so oddly fascinated?

The secret ingredient in Busch's baked beans is whore.

That's what I thought, kid.

Grandma is so hood.

Look, it's the rare Rockatiel.

Happy birthda---oh my god!

Someone is overcompensating and has a small penis.

My childhood toys sucked.

More like dino-SORE

Leave it to the Big Peanut industry to advertise with subliminal messages.

I now present my favorite superhero...Jew-verine!  He'll fight for the safety of his people 6 days a week.  His only weakness is non-kosher food and being out after sundown on Fridays.

God has a sense of humor.  Jerry Falwell was reincarnated as that cat.