I was going to do one of those link posts today but currently I am exhausted.  My aunt had surgery so I had to drive over to her town and pick her up to take her to the hospital.  Then I went home and was basically on the phone all afternoon.  Then my mom calls and said the surgery was delayed and I had to run to a town 30 minutes away to pick up a prescription for my aunt.  So I go.  I am about 10 minutes in and come across a traffic jam in a town of 700 people.  No, there weren't any cows involved.  Some company was shipping an oil tank to Florida and it was 100ft long and was too tall for travel down the interstate.  So they were driving through the Wisconsin country side.  I travel behind it for ten minutes and finally they pull over to let me pass.  I floor it and am out of that town and go the next 20 minutes carefree.  The pharmacy was strange because all the boxes of condoms were just display with the phrase: "Ask for these at counter"  Yeah, that's going to help promote safe sex.  Anyway, I get the pills and drive back 20 minutes to my aunt's house.  Guess what?  I hit the fucking traffic jam from the other side.  Yes, in 40 minutes this monstrosity had only went about 10 blocks.  Finally they started detouring traffic but I didn't follow and the traffic stop guy was screaming.  I rolled down my window and said, "I'm fucking going to that fucking house right fucking there...the fucking green one."  He nodded.  I get there and talk with my aunt's 90 year old neighbor.  He has a worse mouth than I do.  We watched this semi try to negotiate a corner for close to a half hour.  It was so bad and of course all 700 townspeople had to be there plus those from neighboring communities.  Then my mom shows up and she said how she had to go back roads to get there.  The 90 year old guy said, "Shit, you should've just went down the goddamn fucking bike path."  Then I tried to set up vcrs for my aunt.  I am fuming about that.  They no longer make vcrs with internal tuners.  I wanted to put my head through a wall.  OK I better stop there.  All I can say is that I can't see straight right now so I guess that means no vlog.
Tattoos

Hot damn...I've finally figured out how women work; they're machines.

Get it?

He's got the whole world in his hand and he's also got the world stroking his ego.

I choose you....whatever your name is from a craze that is so 2002.

You should see how crazy this guy gets when he see minority unicorns.

I don't know why but ALF is the biggest turn-off in tattoos.  There is no way I would date a woman with an ALF tattoo.

This guy is the world's most devout 90210 fan.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

When Toby Keith first saw this tattoo, he dropped his pants and began to masturbate furiously because that is how much Toby Keith loves America.  Do you love America?

When it rains, it pours, bitch.

Now what type of rocket is that?

You know it's a shame that the predator never conquered back hair.

Those are what you think they are...vampire genitals.  Here is where I would normally insert a joke about sucking but I'm not in the mood...what is wrong with me?

Awww...he got that tattoo for his dad.

Hey, it's the root of all parties...a $200 bill.  Who is on the $200 bill?  James K. Polk

Alright, good night kids.  Shine on you crazy diamonds.