It's that time of year again and it can only mean that Xanga's blog topics reset and go back to everyone discussing boobs.  And of course, after boobs we'll discuss abortions.

What is you favorite topic on Xanga that is discussed ad nauseum?

My favorite topic is politics.  President Obama visited Madison today and he stopped by Madison La Follette High School to speak with the football team.
 
His message: "If you guys are losing on Friday night, don't worry.  I'll take points away from the other team and give them to you."

I haven't done one of these posts in some time and the links are piling up in my office so here we go.

1.  I have always scoffed at self-help and how-to books.  Here is a collection of ridiculous how-to books. 

2.  Have you ever wonder what Barack Obama has done for you personally?  Click here to find out what he's doing for you as we speak.

3.  Bookmark this site so you will never forget how to spell the word "definitely".

4.  I recently read someone's Xanga page where they complained about Justin Bieber comparing himself to Kurt Cobain.  Here's a site that shows the similarities.  It's quite shocking actually.

5.  Kenny Powers is one of the greatest baseball players to ever play the game.  Here is why I say that based on a collection of his baseball cards.

6.  I was browsing the intertubes and found this list of the 100 worst songs of all time.  There are a few on the list that I would argue but for the most part they are dead on.

7.  Just in time for back to school...oops...here's a collection of backpacks.  I actually wish I had a few of those when I was a kid especially the Star Wars ones and Ghostbusters.

8.  When I was 7 or 8, I decided that I couldn't wait until summer to ride my bike again so during Christmas break while my parents were at work and I was supposedly being babysat by a neighbor, I got on my bike and rode it in my driveway.  I hit an ice patch and skinned my lip.  Well now because of that there is place on my lip that won't grow facial hair.  When I see mustaches I get jealous.  These mustaches make me incredibly jealous.

9.  If you ever post an ad on Craigslist, be very careful of which emails you reply to.  It could be these assholes.

10.  Just in time for Yom Kippur...I was talking to a Xangan about this new fad called Bandz or something like that.  They are these rubber band bracelet things that are shapes but when you put them on your wrists they don't retain the shape.  Well I looked them up and found these bandz called JewlyBandz.  I actually thought about buying a set.

11.  If you ever have a partner cheat on you, don't go to Craigslist looking for revenge sex.  Go to Craigslist to seek normal sex...I just may find you...actually not but it would be funny if we did wouldn't it?

12.  I think I posted this before but I have to again.  This professor is the most popular prof at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater.  She is smokin'!

Hell yeah!

Cinnamon raisin bagel, you're my only hope.

Have a great day