But first...an attempt at humor?

And all the horny teenage girls in the country are moving to Washington D.C.

Danny Devito sure has let himself go.

I think he placed those in his cart in that manner on purpose.

Everyone is a juggalo these days.  Hopefully they can get a scientist to tell them how magnets work.

It figures that it's Tony Romo up to those shenanigans.

Well my son* has his Halloween costume all picked out.  He has no clue what it is but he's making his old man proud


That is definitely low

Dio would be so proud.

What the hell happened?

His nickname in high school was "Pussy Prowler". 

First you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the women


I recently saw someone who had this as their profile pic.  I noticed the football jersey.  I'm pretty sure there isn't a high school in Fitchburg, WI but that pretty much sums up Friday nights in Wisconsin.

Oh deer...he's watching his soap operas again and by soap operas I mean the Outdoor Network.

That penis pen is good.

Damn...since they put Yogi in the zoo he sure has turned into a slut.

That is what she said.


The first annual Tiger Woods' mistress convention.  It was BYOM...bring your own mattress.

Oh and the Xanga crush...it's you.

*I have no children.  That was merely an attempt at humor.  I enjoy Clockwork Orange and think it would be awesome to have a child dress like that for Halloween.