First with the other nonsense

Somewhere in Gotham City, a child is happy that a judge granted full custody to his mother.

Man this economy is getting tough for everyone.

The Minnesota Vikings will be debuting their new quarterback this weekend.  I hear they are getting him straight from Oxford University.

This is beautiful...well at least how the poles bring a new meaning to the photo.

Either the editor is sly and wants to slip a quick joke in the paper or he is totally unaware of what a condom is or what it holds.

The perfect photo to remember your first day of school.

This is what MC Escher did when he was a child.

Figures, it's someone from Illinois.
 

Well bubeleh, remember Hanukkah Harry has to schlep all your toys to you so be a mensch and leave him some nice matzah.  Your meschuga to not leave anything out for Hanukkah Harry...why that is plain chutzpah!  Also don't be a kolboynick and deny the existence of Hanukkah Harry.  Drek for you, putz!

Happy Hanukkah!  Rosh Tov!