So I'm stuck inside today because schools were either closed for MLK Day or because of snow.  It's hard to say how much we've had because it's blowing around.  One channel says 4 inches and another says 6.  I think I'll go with 6.  I doubt I will get any sleep tonight because the city is doing their snow removal and that usually involves massive trucks and machinery.  They get modified hay balers and tractors and run them through the snow on the streets and that picks up the snow and blows it into a dump truck.  It takes a long time to clear the streets but it gets the job done. 

25 years ago they filmed the classic Rodney Dangerfield movie, Back to School, at UW.  I want to go do a triple lindy to commemorate but the lake is frozen and I like my neck.

I can't do my material now otherwise I won't have anything for tomorrow and we couldn't have that so basically I hate snow.  I also refuse to write about any of the drama other than in irreverent pulses and comments on the major players of Xanga's sites.  I love turning a serious post into something about aliens and Hitler.  Anyway, I kept thinking of a Tom Waits song...I Don't Want to Grow Up. 

This is why I can't take MLK Day seriously.

At least that isn't as bad as how they celebrate Black History Month in Walgreens.

It's such a great town.

I wonder how they explained that one to the DMV.  I had to write an essay explaining my wish for a vanity plate.

Airports really know how to cater to travel weary Wisconsinites.

I bet by now you think we're a bunch of savages in Wisconsin and this doesn't help my case any.  You know you're in Wisconsin when you see a guy pushing a deer carcass in a grocery store to have it butchered and no one bats an eye.

I left this note for my parents when I moved out and went to college.  They never did teach me how to write.  Thank god for college!

And Brett Favre has retired and he's ridden off into the sunset...yeah right...in a month there'll be rumors about him playing for a new team.

Let this guy at Favre...he takes off his helmet and whips his hair back and forth.

I think I need to get this patch for a motorcycle vest.  St. Vince would be proud.

America...you're awesome.

Does "cold blast from Alaska" refer to her frigidity?  I think the IRS may be interested in seeing that video since it appears to be filmed at a church.