Think of answers that start with the first letter of your name:

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Your Name: Matt, deal with it

Famous Musician: Mozart, Steve Miller, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20,(only because I just heard their song) Muddy Waters (OK maybe not but damn do I love me some Muddy Waters and hell I just might name one of my children Muddy.  Only problem is, I’m single.  Maybe I should conduct a Xanga contest…Who wants to get knocked up by the godfather and a son Muddy?  I do have an idea for a contest but I have the price before I have the actual contest)

4 letter word: Muck, Mire, Mill, Mass, More, Mace, Maze, Mack, Myth (I just got done playing Banagrams…Sunday night playing board games, I’m awesome)

Vehicle: Maserati (It’s like my love style, I’m expensive and very fast.  I get over-excited, deal with it.)

TV Show:  Man vs. Food, MacGyver, Malcolm in the Middle, M*A*S*H, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mad Men (I ripped Malcolm in the Middle when it first aired but over time it’s grown on me and why the hell is MST3K no longer on TV?)

City: Madison, Milwaukee, Mankato, Minneapolis (quiet possibly the only cities I’ve needed in life)

Boy Name: Matt, Michael, MacKenzie, Martin

Girl Name: Mattea, Michaella, MacKenzie, Martina

Alcoholic drink:  Manhattan

Occupation:  Magician, Maid, Model, Milker…all occupations I’ve held or attempted

Something you wear: mittens, muffler, mukluk (yeah, a mukluk, eat it!)

Celebrity:  Macauly Culkin, Mila Kunis (I have her on my mind now that she’s no longer with Culkin…damn)

Food:   meat loaf, marshmallows, mutton, melon, macaroni (That is one hell of a meal because you ain’t got nothin’ on my mutton)

Something found in a kitchen:  masher, mixer, Maytag

Something you do:  masturbate, masticate, madden (get angry)

Reason for Being Late:  masturbating, masticating, Madden…that video game drives me nuts

Cartoon Character:  Mighty Mouse

Something You Shout: MICROSOFT!!!!!!  Marry me!