I’ve had guest bloggers in the past because sometimes I think that having a guest explain current affairs is better because I tend to have a slant on my views and it’s always refreshing for you to hear what others have to say. In the past I’ve had guest bloggers cover the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, The Economy, Swine Flu, The Nobel Peace Prize, The Times Square Bomb Scare, Xanga Suicide Hoax, and The BP Oil Spill.
So to keep the tradition alive, here is a guest blogger to cover the crisis in Egypt. The guest blogger’s views do not necessarily reflect my opinions.

Legendary professional wrestler, “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS HERE TO BLOG BECAUSE MACHO MADNESS IS RUNNING WILD!
You see when the GodfatherofGreenBay asked the Macho Man to blog about Egypt the Macho Man knew the people of Xanga needed him to tell them what’s going on in Egypt and history beckons the Macho Man!
Alright people listen up and snap into a Slim Jim, OOOOHHHH YEAH!
You see you got the Hosni Mubarak and the people aren’t getting paid. When the Macho Man doesn’t get paid, he goes running to Eric Bischoff to give him a contract. Eat it, Vince McMahon! And when the Macho Man doesn’t get the entire stage, he will record a rap album dissing you. Are your ears burning Hogan?
The people of Egypt are starving much like the Macho Man is starving for a shot at the title. I’ve beaten Kamala, the One Man Gang, the Warlord, Honky Tonk Man…I’ve beaten them all and now I want a shot at the belt so Macho Madness can run wild. The WWF is a veritable smorgasbord of talent and the Macho Man has beaten all that talent and the people of Egypt are jealous of the smorgasbord because they are starving sine Hosni Mobarak is starving them….OOOOOHHHH YEAH!
I’ve been everywhere from soaring with eagles to slithering with snakes but the Macho Man has never seen a country where people want freedom and they take to riding camels in their protesting. Dig it? The people of Egypt need to stand up for their rights and demand from their president Jack Tunney to give them a title shot. OOOOOHHHH YEAH! The Egyptians need to be a tower or power too sweet to be sour. OOOOOHHH YEAH! The Egyptians need to control their destiny. They need to buy the WWF Macho Machine. OOOOHHH YEAH!
If all you women out there were forced to watch your husband laid out unconscious and then suffer further injury that might make you upset. It might take you over the edge. It might make you a little bit insane. Yeah! If you men were forced to watch your wife, your woman, your main squeeze, OOOH YEAH, begging to another man and then getting slapped by another man that might make you a little bit upset. That might take you over the edge. That might make you insane. Not me, Honsi, not me because I know what me and the Egyptians are going to do to you tonight at Madison Square Garden but you know what, maybe I am insane, and maybe it’s time for you Hosni Mubarak to find out how insane the Macho Man and all the Egyptians who suffer from Macho Madness are. RIGHT NOW YEAH!
Hosni Mubarak, you have to expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness and your kingdom is currently in a state of madness. OOOHHH YEAH! You expect your people to follow the rules. Rules? Rules were meant to be broken just like necks and Hosni Mubarak you your people are clamoring for the Macho Man to go to the top rope and drop that big elbow across your neck. Dig it?
Hosni Mubarak, the same fire that the dragon breathes, he shall be burned by. I once said that to the Ultimate Warrior and I had no clue what it meant then and I don’t know now but rest assured the Macho Man is saying it to you, brother. SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! OOOHH YEAH!
The Egyptians have nothing to fear but fear itself and the Macho Man Randy Savage. Can you dig it?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! Now hit my music!
Disclaimer: The views of Macho Man Randy Savage do not reflect those of the GodfatherofGreenBay













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