So I feel depressed but I shouldn’t.  I don’t know what it is.  Some things are bothering me and I just don’t know how much more I can take.  In good news, I had my car looked at and it wasn’t as serious as I had thought.  I had a leak in my radiator and that caused me not to have any heat in my car.  So they temporarily sealed it and filled it with antifreeze and now I am all toasty.  Hopefully it will stay sealed until Wednesday when I take it in to have the radiator replaced.  I figure that at 130K miles it’s the best bet.  Pretty soon I am going to have none of the original pieces to the car.  Stereo…computer…alternator…tire bearings…belts…maybe I exaggerated.  Ah, you don’t care.  Here’s the round-up.  Some images aren’t safe for work or life.  NSFW NSFL

Well Vanessa Hudgens is back dating Zac Efron.  She’s a fool because people are claiming he sticks his dick in anything with a pulse but then if I was Zac I probably couldn’t settle on one girl.  This guy has so many women through themselves at him and then he turns them down and that’s where we get all the gay rumors.  Well that and he really loves Coldplay and sucking cock.

Tyler Perry is putting out another movie.  I thought it was originally going to be called “Perpetuating Stereotypes”.  So if it’s anything like Black Swan does this mean we’ll get a drag on drag scene?  I’m sure Tyler wants to get it on with a guy.

This is for the ladies.  Tom Selleck turned 66 this weekend.  Is man fur still in fashion?  If it’s not then I am way out of style.

This is Tom Hardy.  He was in Inception and soon will be in the next Batman movie.  My question is, is that called metadressing?  Oh well…I find him extremely pretentious but there you go.

Wow…Tila Tequila is actually looking, dare I say, classy.  It’s odd to see her like this…both nipples covered, no cock in her mouth, no Juggalos throwing rocks at her…yes, she is classy or maybe she’s cleaning up her image to promote her all girl sex tape.  Yep, that’s it.  She’s trying to use a sex tape to turn her career around even though 6 months ago she put out a tape with her and a man.

Well that is rather unfortunate since multiple 69s derailed his career…giggity.

Here are some shots from the set of Spiderman 4.  Is it me or does it look like an elaborate gay porn?  I never heard of a porn that had that big of a budget but I guess this means that it will sweep the AVNs.  I wonder what the Comic Codes Authority has to say.  I’ve already heard that it is the must see movie for all adherents of Scientology.

Lock up your daughters and your grand daughters because Ronnie Wood and Rod Stewart are on the prowl.  Ron has had a pretty good go of life and his doctors tell him that he shouldn’t quit smoking or drinking because of the shock it would put his body through but if he is wise he will stay away from that thing on Stewart’s face.  I think that wart has warts.  get that checked out.

Go ahead, ladies, throw your panties at the computer screen if you are evening wearing them anymore since you’ve seen Ron Jeremy.  I think all the Jew-bashing on Xanga is because all the fucking goyim are jealous of all the ass this guy pulls not to mention what else us Jews are famous for so fuck y’all.

I can’t remember, is Pink expecting or is she prepping for a role as Mama Cass?  Either way…yum.

Is it wrong to be attracted to pregnant women?  Probably because that is why my friends won’t let me around their wives who are expecting.  My only question is will Natalie Portman give birth in the middle of a Walmart?  I have to be the only one who will get that.

This week Miley Cyrus earned a dubious award.  She was voted least influential star by teenagers.  Since when did teens consider taking slutty pics and posting them online, giving older men lapdances, and moving a boyfriend into your house to be a bad thing?  Back in my day we called that “being the most popular girl in school”.  The only way Miley can gain influence is if she gets knocked up and moves to New Jersey.

Remember a few years ago when Mel Gibson had a break down and shouted racial slurs against Jews…yes, racial slurs…fuck you.  People are claiming that the reason Mel did that was because he was suicidal and wanting the police to take offense and kill him.  Danny Glover and Whoopi Goldberg have said that Mel isn’t racist but that he was going through some hard times.  That was the time when his wife left him.  I’ll believe Mel Gibson isn’t racist as soon as I can pull off wearing white pants.

LL Cool J turned 43.  I just posted this because I wanted to say I could look like that if I did steroids.

Lindsay Lohan is in serious trouble.  She is a suspect in a reported jewelry theft.  A store has video surveillance of Lindsay putting on a necklace, walking around the store and then disappearing without returning it.  Lindsay claims she didn’t steal it but a few days later she had one of her assistants return the necklace to the store…9 days later.  Why isn’t she locked up?  Oh yeah this is the L.A.P.D. that is investigating.  Does Lindsay have mental retardation that we don’t know about?  No one can be that stupid. 

This is Kimora Lee.  Basically she’s famous for being married to a famous guy.  Recently she was spotted shopping at a dollar store.  How about that, someone who is rich and famous shopping at a dollar store!  You know, I love shopping at Dollar Tree.  I walk in that place with 20 bucks and I feel like a Russian mob boss going on a shopping spree.  When you go there, you feel like a big person which is why I love dating petite girls.

Kim Kardashian was on the Piers Morgan show and she proved that she is not a good TV draw yet they keep shoving her down our throats.  The ratings were so bad that CNN got beat by a documentary about supermarkets on CNBC.  YES!  Supermarkets have more personality than Kim Kardashian.  Kim has also been going on and on about how she regrets her sex tape and posing nude.  I don’t believe it.  The last time she said she regretted making a sex tape she ended up posing nude for Playboy and then when she complained about that she ended up posing nude in W magazine.  Maybe she has another sex tape on the way.  I don’t feel sorry for her whatsoever.  She needs to start thinking these things through before she goes through with them.

And speaking of attention whores with sex tapes, Kendra Wilkinson is set to release yet another sex tape.  This one will feature her and several women.  The film is also shot in night vision so everyone has green skin which will probably be what Kendra will look like in 10 to 15 years because of all the spray-on tanning.  Is it any surprise that she made another sex tape?  This woman has posed nude countless times and already made one tape.  Making sex tapes is like arts and crafts class…gee, I’ll make a pretty pink kitty this time and I’ll call her Holly.

80s popstar Tiffany outed Jordan Knight.  She was on a radio show and was trying to remember a certain member of New Kids on the Block but she couldn’t remember his name so she just kept saying, “the shy, gay one”.  I’m trying to remember which one he was.  Hell I can’t remember New Kids but I do remember the rumors.  Was Jordan the one who had to have his stomach pumped because he ingested too much semen?  Step by step oh baby gonna get you girl I mean boy…all those songs are phony.

This is JoJo.  She is some sort of singer or actress.  It doesn’t matter.  Oh wow, she likes the Bsoton Celtics.  You’re welcome!

Who didn’t see this coming?  Jennifer Lopez is complaining to American Idol producers that the audition episodes are focusing too much on Steven Tyler and not giving her enough face time.  This was bound to happen.  Dick Clark has a better chance of being an auctioneer than she does of not being a diva. 

Jenna Jameson recently called Chelsea Handler a dried up whore because Chelsea made fun of her kids.  And that sound you hear is me laughing because that is about as bad as Mel Gibson calling people racist.  The only place that has had more icing than her face is a hockey rink.

Halle Berry is fighting for custody of her child with Gabriel Aubry.  She claims that he has verbally assaulted her and calls her the N-word.  He has taken a page out of the Oksana Griegariava playbook and has recorded Halle’s harassment and plans on releasing the tapes.  She has claimed that he refuses to let anyone say their child is black because he claims that the child has more white blood so therefore the child is white.  So this guy is probably ironing his Klan robe as we speak but he’s a former male model.  That’s a world that’s filled with blowjobs, threesomes, and drug abuse.  How could there be room for racism?  People are claiming that the reason for the split is Kim Kardashian.  Halle has photos of Gabriel and Kim attending a Lakers game together.  He says it was just a date but Halle is convinced that he is trying to get exposure on TV and this will get their child plastered all over the TV.  I hate defend Kim Kardashian but she can’t help it that she’s easy and guys only want to date her once.  And you know the worst part in all of this?  The child suffers.

I fucking hate Glee.  There I said it, send the hate mail.  I’ll probably receive more hate mail than any of the anti-Semitics here on Xanga.  Last year the creator, Ryan Murphy, approached the Kings of Leon seeking to use their songs for the show.  They refused just like they refused to let their music be used on Ugly Betty and in commercials.  Kings of Leon didn’t realize that they were homophobes for not allowing their music to be used on Glee.  Murphy said that Kings of Leon were assholes and are making sure that some 7 year olds will never get to hear their music.  What sort of parent lets their kids watch Glee?  Listen to the music from that show.  It’s Broadway, Barbara Streisand, Britney Spears and Lady Gaga…your standards at gay clubs.  OK, gays, this is why people hate you.  This was a standard request and there were two options: yes or no.  You expected just because you’re gay to get your way and because you didn’t you screamed homophobia and hate crimes and throw a temper tantrum like a kid in the toy department at Walmart.  Drop the balls from your mouth and grow a pair.  And that is the Kings of Leon’s drummer’s response.  I will never watch Glee. 

Well that is awkward.  Drake is very excited to see Justin Bieber which means either Drake is gay or Justin Bieber is really a woman.

Now that Demi Lovato is out of rehab it appears as if she has decided to become addicted to cheesecake.   Oh well.  Here’s looking forward to her next project, a sex tape.

Here’s a reference point for all of you.  Danny DeVito is only as tall as a car.  Yeah, I hope that helps.  I wonder if he could have survived Snowmaggedon.

Coco is modeling bikinis from her new line of swimwear.  Anyone out there thinking of buying a Coco bikini?  I wonder if you can even swim while wearing one of those.  I wouldn’t think it would be wise to get one wet which sort of defeats the purpose of swimwear but wait…I get why she wears them…I’m going to have to finish the rest of the post later.

This is Coco’s new line of jean shorts.  Actually those are just regular shorts pulled up to turn into a thong.  God, what a creative genius!

Sad rumors are circulating that Chelsea Clinton and her husband Marc Mezvinsky are seeking an annulment.  People are claiming that they have witnessed them have very aggressive arguments and Marc will not support Chelsea’s goals.  You know once that marriage is dissolved, Marc will disappear.  I have always had a strange infatuation with Chelsea.  It was probably because of how powerful her parents were.  I’d love to marry her just so I could party with Bill.  I wonder if I cheated on her if he would mind because I could just say that he scored head from multiple women.  If I said that then I would disappear but I don’t think anyone would miss me.

What does the world need?  Peace in Egypt?  A never ending oil supply?  Acceptance of all people for who they are (wait, that’s just on Xanga…fucking bigots)…no, the world is going to get a repackaging of Charlie’s Angels.  YES, just what the world needs, another TV series that is a remake of a TV series from the 70s.  I can’t believe ABC is going to air that shit but ABC was the network that aired a TV show about cavemen from a series of commercials.  Minka Kelly, who I fell in love with in Friday Night Lights and despised for dating Derek Jeter, will play the anal retentive, former Marine trained in explosives and hand to hand combat, Marisa.  Rachel Taylor will play Abby, a sassy Krav Maga expert who is spoiled because her father is a Wall Street executive but this also helps her be a con artist.  And then there’s Annie Ilonzeh from General Hospital.  She will play the serious Angel who was a former cop and martial arts expert but likes to let her hair down to have fun.  Evil will win a battle but Charlie’s Angels will win the war.  Hopefully they can get some awesome guy to play Bosley…Andy Rooney?  Larry King?  Me?  Fuck that, I can’t ever fight the bigotry here on Xanga.  My bet is that this will be the first series of 2011 to be canceled.

Carlos Estevez has entered rehab and the drug dealers of Los Angeles have demanded that they receive a government stimulus because their economy has now collapsed.  The strange thing is, the rehab is in his home.  Carlos doesn’t want people leaking tales of his treatment so he is getting people to come to him for rehab.  I guess that is good for the sex addicts wing on the floor.  They wouldn’t want to see the string of porn stars he’d have coming to his room every night.  CBS has put Two and a Half Men on hiatus for 3 months.  This guy has the careers of his castmates in his hand.  Seriously, how could John Cryer and Angus Jones get work without Carlos?  That guy is so selfish.  Maybe not, he did promise to buy pornstars Bentleys and make their house payments for sex so I guess he really isn’t selfish.  So this is what Carlos has had to say about all this: “I’m fine. People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also? Bunch of turds.”  I think most of his organs wish they were turds so they could leave his body because of all the abuse.  Only a guy on crack would write a $30,000 check for a porn star.  Yep, Carlos wrote porn star Kacey Jordan a check for that amount.  That money hasn’t bought her silence.  She has been talking about all of Carlos’ problems.  She said that he has lost all his teeth and has dentures and that he wants to get all gold teeth because the real teeth and porcelain teeth fall out due to drug use.  Have you ever looked at his teeth on that show?  It’s obvious at times they aren’t there.  I guess that just leads to a new joke.  What does Charlie Sheen and prostitutes have in common?  Neither need teeth to make money.  The funniest thing that Kacey Jordan has been talking about is Carlos’ love-making skills.  She said that Carlos took forever to achieve erection and when they did finally have sex it lasted all of three minutes.  What?  It’s supposed to last longer?  She said after they had sex he held her and made promises of buying her all sorts of things.  She then got up and took the check and deposited it.  Oh how loving!  Ramon Estevez is looking for legal ways to become Carlos’ guardian…sort of like the deal Jamie Spears had with Britney.  Yeah, when you have porn stars calling up the house and begging for the Bentley that was promised and more money that is a good sign that someone needs to manage your money.  Carlos has issued another statement: “I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say ‘thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support.
And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. 
Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘thank-you.’” 
So Carlos compares himself to Errol Flynn.  Here’s a bit of information about Errol Flynn found on wikipedia: Flynn had a reputation for his womanizing, consumption of alcohol and brawling. His freewheeling, hedonistic lifestyle caught up with him in November 1942 when two under-age girls, Betty Hansen and Peggy Satterlee, accused him of statutory rape.[20] A group was organized to support Flynn, named the American Boys’ Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn (ABCDEF); its members included William F. Buckley, Jr
Maybe if you start an American Boys’ Club for the Defense of Charlie Sheen you could get a Bentley or $30,000.  Or an easier way to get that kind of scratch is to have sex with him and if you do that then you will definitely have to scratch.

Last weekend Britney Spears was spotted partying with LeBron James before she attended a wedding.  I don’t know which is more embarrassing, partying with Britney Spears or playing for a team from Ohio.  What could they have in common?  Oh yeah, I know what common trait they share.  They both have the exact same number or NBA championship rings…0.

I hope everyone is having a good weekend.  I went into this post thinking it would be my last post of this type but I’ll keep on as long as I get to promote my hatred like others at Xanga.  Have a great weekend and make sure you burn those crosses bright.