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Wellity wellity wellity another week has passed and I have another round of links for you.  I just want to say, I love you, godchildren.  You have been a rock for me in some of my recent fits of rage and depression.  Thanks for being there for me.  It’s appreciated.  If you want an autograph just let me know.  I am also trying to think of a contest.  I have the gifts but they won’t be great but oh well, it could be fun if I could just think and that is why you should drink large amounts of alcohol in short periods of time like on the night the Packers won the Super Bowl I can’t even remember how many bottles of champagne I downed but where was I?  Oh yeah, links!

1.  If you hadn’t heard, the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl.  There was a lot of activity on twitter surrounding the Packers and here are the top 10 tweets from the Super Bowl.  Sadly, none of mine made the list.  Oh well, there’s always next year.

2.  I don’t know if you have to be on Facebook to view this one but I’ll present it anyway.  The Packers are known for their defense and you can use the Packers’ defense to help you score.  Yes, try one of these Cheesy Weeny Green Bay Packer condoms.  I wonder what the reaction would be if a girl I was with saw that.  Probably, “Oh my God, is it supposed to be that small?”

3.  One of my favorite godchildren—no I don’t play favorites, you’re all my favorite—introduced me to the wide world of single purpose websites.  I found this one doing a search this morning to find out if the Cleveland Cavaliers had won.  Did the Cleveland Cavaliers win Last Night?  I wonder when it will say “yes”

4.  Here’s an oldie but a goodie that is still cranking out good material…Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.  Sometimes I can’t tell which ones are lesbians and which ones are Justin Bieber.

5.  You know, I’m a Christian but certain people on Xanga would say I’m not a “True” Christian.  Since when did I need to earn a badge for my beliefs?  Not to sound like a piece of trash but I’ve probably had more training in the Bible than a lot of people who claim to be “true” Christians.  The fact is there is no such thing as a “true” Christian.  You either are or aren’t.  Anyway, I sometimes see that the church has become nothing more than a business or a political party and has strayed from anything Christ teaches.  That being said, here’s a site called Christian Nightmares.  It contain things that leaves me scratching my head.

6.  Does anyone watch the Today Show?  Yeah, that’s what I thought so here’s a tumblr featuring stuff from the Today Show.

7.  The internet has given me plenty of items that once I saw them I could not unsee them.  Well this is a collection of those items.  No, it’s tame stuff especially the one for the Big Ten.  When I first saw that a few years after they changed the logo it blew my mind.  I wonder how they’ll change that once Nebraska joins.

8.  Vladimir Putin is a very interesting guy.  I once had an employee from Russia who was on the Russian national arm wrestling team and if it wasn’t for the photos and medals he showed me I would have never believed him.  One of those photos was of him and Vladimir arm wrestling.  Putin looks so creepy and he makes everything so uncomfortable so here is a collection of uncomfortable moments with Vladimir Putin. 

9.  I wonder if anyone will remember why I enjoy this site about baking things inside a cake…man I am so hungry now.

10.  If you’re like me and crippled because of your loneliness, then you’ll like this guide telling you which women you can attain this year.  I’m going to start after Valentine’s so I don’t have to spend any money.

11.  Back when it first came out and I was a binge drinker, I used to love watching To Catch a Predator and turning it into a drinking game.  I can’t remember the rules but rest assured I got blitzed.  I haven’t seen new episodes of that show in quite some time but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the creeps.  Here’s a collection of some of the best screen caps.  I think a couple of them would make good profile pics.

12.  Over the years I’ve loved crossover video games, comics, and movies.  Who could forget Terminator vs. Robocop or Aliens vs. Predator or G.I. Joe vs. Transformers.  Well this is the granddaddy of them all and thanks to one of the godchildren we have Alien vs. Pooh.  Oh bother!

*Bonus*  I know I’ve talked about finding a sex tape on a website that features two Xangans.  Well here it is.  Enjoy!

A BLT…Bacon labia and tits?  Actually the well prepared slut wears bacon so she can have breakfast after her one night stand.

It’s about to hit the fan in Egypt.

Ummm I’m not sure if I’m ready to take our relationship to that level.

This car runs on saliva.

Radiohead is deliciously awesome.

For Valentine’s Day, man, show them that you like, umm, you know, man, like, umm, care.