04 | March | 2011 | godfatherofgreenbay's Xanga Site

So I'm pretty much done packing and I have batteries for the cameras and the mp3 players are charged, presents that were supposed to be for Christmas but the Great Goat of Bock Fest will visit two children in Minnesota, so pretty much everything is set to go for the journey. I still need to pick up some bath products before I leave. I find it best to buy those products at a Dollar Tree so that way I have some on hand when I get home. Anyway I am psyched. And if you want to see what I'm doing this weekend, check this out. OK links.

1. You've seen hipsters on the internet, you've seen puppies too but what happens when you combine the two? You get hipster puppies. Look at these fucking hipster puppies.

2. This site is dedicated to something I fear, falling asleep on public transportation. It is an irrational fear since the only public transportation in these parts is the back of a hay wagon or a duck and not the quack quack variety. Anyway, enjoy people passed out on public transportation but don't fall asleep.

3. I know someone here on Xanga introduced this site to me or maybe it was two people who showed me. I won't name names but you know who you are(see folks that was my attempt for those who introduced this site to me to take credit for it so that way I can thank them and save face for forgetting). It's actually one of my favorite sites. It's called Animated Albums and it shows music albums if they were animated. This is my favorite.

4. Oh and because it's women's history month here's a website to calculate how many camels you could trade a girl for. My last girlfriend would have gotten me 49 camels, 8 goats, and 9 sheep.

5. If you watch TMZ you've seen one of my favorite game shows, Jew or Not a Jew. Well here is a website to help you study...Jew or Not Jew.

6. I am not a faithful Conan O'Brien viewer because I was introduced to this show called How I Met Your Mother and that is on at the same time as Conan. Anyway, he has a superhero alter ego and this superhero now has an action figure. Prepare yourselves for the Flaming C action figure.

7. I feel the next hot topic on xanga will be obesity so here's a link to a collection of 12 pro-wrestlers who taught us that being fat was important. For the Xangans in Georgia, have you ever made it to Abdullah the Butcher's House of Chinese Food and Ribs?

8. I wanted to post this a long time ago when it was revealed that all the vaccine and autism research was discovered to be a hoax but I forgot. Anyway, here is the Jenny McCarthy Body Count that counts how many people have had or died because of a preventable illness. It also has a counter for how many cases of autism have been linked to vaccines.

9. Do you like Stephen Colbert? Do you like relaxing on a couch? How would you like to relax on a couch with Stephen Colbert's likeness? If you answered yes to all those questions click here and for $5100 you can buy the Stephen Colbert couch.

10. Here's a dating site for people who are sea captains or are interested in dating sea captains.

11. I was discussing fetishes with a friend this week and one that came up was furries. I never quite understood. If you want to see furries, this is what wikipedia has to say. There was a time when I went to a Flaming Lips show and there were furries there and it was just weird. Anyway, I was exploring and I happened upon this forum for furries. It's Furries for Christ.

12. Topical humor...Charlie Sheen...he's living the dream and here are a collection of some of his quotes. I can't believe his Twitter is real. He said he started it to make money since he's unemployed. Maybe I should through him a few bucks to redo my kitchen floor. Well he and I would drink chocolate milk while the goddesses were on their hands and knees working. We'd give them knee pads because it's women's history month.

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But where is the heart?

So that's pretty much what myspace is these days.

What the hell kind of name is "Phoebe Cho"?

This post is full of winning and tiger blood.