Day: March 24, 2011

  • BLOGATHON (Terrible Tattoo Thursday)

    Here are my other BLOGATHON posts: Mischief, Wisconsin Town Names, and a Question for Christians.

    So who is getting all the money I'm raising during this blogathon?  Is it me?  I like money.

    Anyway this isn't really a writing blog but it's more or less me mocking people.  I used to do these some time ago and I thought I'd bring them back.  If you don't like it, talk to my complaint department

    We're going to boldy go where no Terrible Tattoo Thursday post has ever gone before...or maybe not since you're just going to sit wherever you are and read...sigh.  What a waste of a joke!

    I like to call this tattoo Pussy Control because chances are the guy who has it isn't getting any.


    I was really enjoying this photo for reasons that are unfitting to post but then I couldn't get over the tattoo.  Why?  I don't want to feel like I'm stabbing a panda.

    They don't call this guy El Guapo.  You know what he told me because I made fun of this tattoo? "You're in a lot of trouble, mister!"

    Oddly enough this tattoo of Gary Busey is to scale although the teeth are way too small.

    Really?  I don't want to look Thom Yorke in the eye and lazy eye.  I'm not that devoted to Radiohead.

    I thought it would look better on a guy with a buzzcut wearing a wifebeater.  I actually think she should be in the bedroom but who am I to judge.  OH...I'm sexist...talk to my complaint department.

    I really don't know what to say here.  I was going to say...two of my favorite things in the world Slush Puppy and the obvious but then I noticed the snake coming out of the obvious once again trying to tell me to avoid women because they are evil and the cause of all sin in the world.

    When your tattoo gets tired I will lend a hand.

    Oklahoma is just OK with me.

    You can't get a tattoo of a BB gun; you'll shoot your eye out.

    His forehead tattoo is not a sign that he's a genius.  Neither is the fact that he's posing for a mugshot.

    OK so now give me my blogathon money.

  • I have nothing better

    This blogathon is sapping my brain.  I was going to bring back my advice column but I'm lazy so here's photos.

    Jealous?

    The best soup in the world.

    You think when he shot Germans, he shot them twice in the pink and once in the stink?

    It has been such a long time since I last watched Sesame Street.

    Well there's something I could do with all those old AOL discs I still have in my desk.

    Normally I don't like to beg but...bitte...BITTE...BITTE!

    It's true

    I don't know if I should explain this one.

    Sweet lord I love word play

    They eat some weird stuff overseas

    Even as worm food, he's gettin' no respect.  Here's my favorite quote because it's so close to my life: "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

    All that's missing are the nails.

    It's getting closer to baseball season which means I'm missing my Robinade.  I think I'm going to bring coffee to the Brewers games this season and call it John Jaha-va and I'll make it on a Braun.

    Good news, ladies...I'm cheap.

    MORE WORD PLAY!

  • BLOGATHON (Question for Christians)

    So this is my blogathon post for this day.  Here are my others: Mischief and Wisconsin Town Names.
    Is the blogathon working?  Am I raising money?  Are you raising money?  I like money and I bet you do too.  We should totally hang out.  Those aren't my questions.

    Here's the question part.

    Imagine yourself as a pastor in a small Midwestern town.  You are pastor of a congregation that has 300 members.  You have been a pastor of this congregation for about 5 years.  A member of your church who hasn't been an active member has started to return to church after 10 years of being a delinquent.  This member is a third generation member and his family was one of the founding members of the congregation.  This particular member is quite different.  He is a cross-dresser and insists that he wear women's clothing to church.  You have been approached by numerous members who are offended by this.  You've talked to the member and he refuses to change and continues to wear women's clothing to church and church functions.  You present this to your church council and they tell you it's OK but the council consists of the cross-dresser's family.  People are declaring that they are planning on leaving your church if this continues and this is not a small contingent of people that plan on leaving.

    http://www.mbcaurora.com/MBCitems/pastor_preaching.jpg

    OK, pastor, what do you do?

    Tomorrow, you'll find out what I would do.

    Here's what happened...the pastor resigned.  He was offended, numerous members were offended and the cross-dresser continued to dress in this way and he was doing so even though he was causing members of the church to give offense.  He was not showing love for his fellow Christians.  I went through something similar with an eyebrow piercing.  I realized that people were offended by it so when I was at church functions I wouldn't wear it.  I did not want that to come in between the word of God and the members.  Were they at worship to focus on the word or was something I doing causing them to stray?  1 Cor 10:32-33,  2 Corinthians 6:3