Let's play a little game.  You determine if I am funny, not funny looking, funny queer but funny haha.  So I've been told to include the warning.

NSFW and NSFL

Don't be the first to pass out at a party with Subway employees.

I will never have sex with any of my fans.

All aboard the beaver train with non-stop service to Lilith Fair.

Do you know what that is?

So I did a search for a book on my local library system.  The book was entitled "You Might be a Zombie".  The results were mildly amusing.

A young Asian boy came up and screamed that I had to buy it.

That's a deal I can't turn down.

Horrible.

Any ladies want some of my schtupwurst?

Note to self: NEVER USE THE DISHWASHER AT GRANDMA'S EVER AGAIN!!

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