A while back, I_once_was wrote a lot of haikus and I commented in haiku form.  I wish I had saved those comments but I decided to write some of my own haikus.  I probably started saving these on Valentine's Day which might explain the tone.

Lonely, yet again.
Eating my weight in Cheetos.
Cheese flavored penis.

Love is in the air.
But why does it smell so foul.
Oh wait, it’s a fart.

It’s Singles Awareness Day
Those who are very alone
Hand lotion sales rise

Suicide is bad
Doing it alone is wrong
Masturbate all day

Valentine’s Day sucks 
Being alone hurts my soul
Penis has blisters

The empty bottles
Of beer lay on my old floor
Drink the pain away

Don’t know what you got
Until it’s dead and buried
Table for one, please

Philadelphia
Isn’t that sunny, assholes
Figures, it’s from FOX

Hands off what is mine
Fuck you, won’t do what you say
Collective bargain

So many lives lost
Never had the chance to live
Wadded up Kleenex

Sex sex sex sex sex
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Forever alone

A loveless marriage
Not something I really want
Happy endings rule

A douchebag named Scott
Pretends to be governor
Government cheese, please

I like seeing feet
Delicious Painted toenails
Orgasm on the spot.

I like touching boobs
But I am very ronery
Tears are great for lube

Porn online, always
There's so much, my cock is sore
I should get some lube

Panties peaking out
Her ass is a spaceship
I want to ride it.

Girl in my class
Distant, irresistible
Forever Alone

Girlfriend's tiny shorts
Take off with my teeth and then
screw like animals

boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

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I apologize
but we must make much love in
refrigerator

Haikus are awesome
But sometimes I get horny
Potato rapist

Miss Rebecca Black
Gotta get down on Friday
We so excited

TODAY IS SUNDAY
TOMMOROW WILL BE MONDAY
CANT WAIT TILL FRIDAY

I think my kidneys
Are failing because I am
Retaining fluid

How I Met Your Mom
Is a show that I think will
Have a bad pay-off

Oh, The Price is Right
I am always wrong for you
Drew Carey is skinny

Nothing left to eat
I guess i'll try something new
Cannibalism

Ignite the green stem
Thick smoke fills the cramped room
What is the meaning

Making out with her
Our pants are off, dad walks in
VICTORY BONER!

Like wind through the trees
He stalks the apparent prey
The prey has a gun

Earthquakes are not real
I don't believe in earthquakes
Haiti just wants cash

Making me some lunch
Is a poor man in a truck
Mexican people

Haikus are the best
They make white children almost
Feel intelligent

Do you like haikus
I can go on forever
I_once_was made me

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