A while back I posted some of my haikus.  Well I have written a few more...well more than a few.  I'm including all the haikus I wrote as comments.  Yes, if you comment on a haiku post I will reply in the form of a haiku.

I'm on Jersey Shore
Orange skin, fake tan, hair gel
No fisting for me.

with all my big heart
it's large because of red meat
I say many thanks

Philadelphia
Makes me scream "Wildcard bitches"
I enjoy that show

Using tears for lube
Is much better than warm beer
Drunkard's paradise.

Many thanks indeed
The profound shit is profound
Your mind is now blown.

Cheese flavored penis
How would I know, I can't reach
Or so I've been told

In high school I wrote
Haikus about Spam and sex
stays in the closet

Politicians are
the bane of society
Anarchy forever

Not gonna let go
Never gonna give you up
We are not strangers

I am so winning
All my replies are haikus
Charlie Sheen poster

Did you laugh out loud
or are you pulling my leg
holding back my tears

Haikus are the best
Especially those of mine
Potato rapist.

I am a math nerd
I suck at regular poems
your winning reply

It's marijuana
Romania have good weed?
Light me a big joint

I like floppy boobs
they're the best kind of all boobs
whiplash inducing

A personal poem
written just for you because
I am so WINNING

I'm interesting
the alcohol makes it so
No Pabst Blue Ribbon

I like to inspire
not only through my haikus
I'm a stupid male

Haikus are easy
my comments are all haikus
except the first one

Alpha Charlie Sheen
The alpha male of alphas
he's always winning

the mini is nice
I don't get them that often
my nipples are hard

why are you all teeth
webcams are a lot of fun
I don't get naked

Inspirational
I wrote haikus in secret
Fabric of our lives

My nipples are hard
they don't shoot lava but scotch
I have drunken kids

I'm hilarious
Maybe this can be confirmed
I enjoy haikus

hot, seductive, pink
slowly sliding out and then
your Spam is ready

My skin is ashy
Hand lotion for other things
Beer for my horses

Regurgitating
Spam is better than canned Treet
Off-brand Spam is bad

Without Flowing Beer
How can you express yourself?
Simple Answer – Can’t

Your haiku sucks dicks,
I would tell you why that is,
But it's just a fact

wanking is awesome
i do it two times a day
- i hope dont go blind

I’m Bill Buttlicker
I want to buy some paper
The name’s Buttlicker

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Dangerous pavements
But I face the ice this year
With my engorged dick.

Given that I wrote
all my comments in haiku
haikus-a-plenty

I hope you noticed
All my replies were haikus
Charmin Ultra-Soft

I must write haikus
Haikus save my mortal soul
You must post haikus

I'm glad you liked them
they're supposed to be funny
Come on, ride the train

I cannot write poems
Haikus are easy to write
Potato Rapist

Milwaukee Brewers
Will break my heart every year
Cheer for the Red Sox

I hate Thanksgiving
Rob_of_the_Sky steals turkey
Detroit Lions suck

I run Mexico
The Tijuana slum lord
Donkey shows pay rent

Working in coal mines
Did wonders for my breathing
Imagination

I am the walrus
Do you believe in my power
I’m fat and naked

God, they killed Kenny
Those bastards are in trouble
My balls are itchy

Thirty-two slices
All individually wrapped
American Cheese

I sit in silence
Windows sealed, gas is cheap
I quoted Buddha

She was very hot
I laid my pipe in her ditch
Now it hurts to pee

I once killed a man
I wanted to watch him die
I’m not Johnny Cash

I am on my knees
Worshiping your holy place
That’s cunnilingus

My girl’s expecting
I am very excited
My life is over

Pregnancy problems
She is too legit to quit
There’s poop in the pool

Longing for some love
Hookers charge too much money
Will you please hug me

I need to read more
Thus my haikus will improve
Cormac McCarthy

Yo soy El Nino
It’s Spanish for “the Nino”
I miss Chris Farley

It’s alright because
I have been saved by the bell
Those aren’t the lyrics

Battlefield Earth
Good movie or the greatest
Scientology

This evil notion
Is gaining much momentum
I love all of you

And if haikus aren't your thing, here's something to laugh at.

You've heard it here first
I hope you have a good night
Here's a hug and kiss