22 | April | 2011 | godfatherofgreenbay's Xanga Site

Maundy Thursday church service vs. American Idol and The Office...Maundy Thursday church service vs. American Idol and The Office...Maundy Thursday church service vs. American Idol and The Office...Maundy Thursday church service vs. American Idol and The Office...church won out. I really enjoy the evening services because it seems like a great way to end the day but then I come to Xanga and see I am worthless because I'm a Christian. Oh well. Good news everybody, I have this thing called a VCR and I recorded The Office. Oh even better news everybody, I have two VCRs and I recorded American Idol as well. I need to get a DVR soon because I don't think they make VHS tapes any more.

I lost two family members today. Well I deleted them from Facebook because of some shit they are pulling with my aunt. It's a fucking mess and a couple of you may know the situation. I can't even get into it or my blood pressure will rise and I'll stroke out. OK, enough of that, time for links.

1. This is the tumblr that has made me consider creating one. It's Fuck Yeah, Kitties. Tumblr users share photos of their cats. I'd share mine because my cats are adorable and I'd fucking win that site.

2. I recently found a celebrity Tumblr. It's that kid from Third Rock from the Sun, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Poop on that noise, AmericanAlien is so much better but we need him back on Xanga.

3. Here's a fun site, it's a collection of newspaper headlines that have to start with the words "man" or "woman". I don't know why but some of them need no explanation. A simple sentence tells the whole story of a man.

4. When I was a kid, certain "Christian" groups were obsessed with playing hard rock and heavy metal music backwards in hopes of finding Satanic messages. Well I guess it still exists but now it's gone to movies...If You watch it Backwards. Sometimes, the backwards movies seem more enjoyable than watching them the real way.

5. I've never noticed this but there are a lot of directors that because they are directors think they can act. Why, Alfred Hitchcock, WHY?

6. I haven't posted much from Cracked recently because I think I got a lot of you addicted. Score! Anyway here's one that I love, 15 hilarious bootleg toys. Growing up there was a liquidators store near where I lived and we'd go there to look at cheap toys. I remember finding the Chuck Norris toys and Hemen figures. That's a good walk down memory lane. Oh and if you have a facebook you should totally become a fan of Robert Cop.

7. Blah blah blah bizarre bagged foods. I had a roommate in college that had bagged shrimp and squid. The room smelled so bad but maybe that was my feet. Now it was the fish. Oh and those pickles freak me out. The convenience store a block from my house always has those near the counter. I want to know who buys those impulsively..."Yeah I had gas on two, give me a pack of Marb Reds, those donuts look tasty, and why don't you throw in that giant pickle".

8. I was going to post these individually but I have so many links that need to be posted. Anyway, here's some social media resources. You may want to bookmark that one so you can go through them all at a later date. I have jumped on a few of those and set some stuff up for when Facebook starts charging...hahaha.

9. Last week I posted a site about Dustin Diamond. Here is another one, it's about gay men who have a sexual obsession with Dustin Diamond. I think it's a fake forum but you can never be too sure.

10. Never screw over a girlfriend who knows how to use Google.

11. This is one of my favorite sites EVER. I saw this in a video a long time ago and now I am giddy to see it has it's own website. It's called Girls Making Gun Sounds. When I was a boy, a couple of my neighbors and I would have "wars" on our city block. We'd have our toy guns and we'd either have battles with imaginary foes or with each other. And of course when our toy guns didn't make the proper sounds of gun fire we'd make our own. Then two dames moved in between our houses and they messed up our wars. "Who are you hiding from? Why are you shooting each other? Do you realize you're spitting all over the place?" We ended up getting them to play but they couldn't make the noises. Bang bang bang pew pew pew kablooey...lame. They ended up serving as nurses for the wounded. I made sure I always got shot. God, I am weird.

12. People have asked where I get some of my profile pics. Here.

ABBA, the Minnesota years.

"Every rose has it's pork"

You want me to do what while you're driving?

Survivor: Kasota, MN

My new outlook on life.

You don't want to know what happens when you read my Xanga or buy a book written by Snooki.