This is a little late.  Class, we are doing such a great job.  Let's keep up the good work.

OK, class, get to work.

It's time for our weekly homework assignment, godchildren.  I've been pleased with your response to these assignments.  This one may be a bit difficult to write in a comment.

OK, get to work.  If you don't want to write it in the comment section below but want to write your own post, make sure you tag me so I can grade your work.

Once again, class, you turned in some awesome work.  Extra credit goes out to the pupils who caught the spelling error.  I guess your teacher is fallible so I too will do the assignment.

RED CERAMIC CROSSES AND CLEAR PLASTIC CUPS!  The red ceramic cross will hold your flash drives and the clear plastic cup will hold your liquids.  Have you ever found yourself wishing you had something in which you could store your flash drives and be religious at the same time?  Have you ever found yourself wish that you could look at what you were drinking?  Well if you answered yes to those questions then you need RED CERAMIC CROSSES AND CLEAR PLASTIC CUPS; they hold your shit.

(That cross cost me all of 25 cents.  I found it and two others in the clearance section at the Dollar General.  One holds my flash drives, one holds my change, and the other holds some empty casings.)