Day: April 28, 2011

  • Flippant Pearls Scattered by a Demented Sepia-Mutiny-Lurker

    Did you make heads or tails of that title?  Neither did I.

    So if you read my pulse earlier this evening, I wrote how for the first time in 4 years my blood test results came back within the normal range.  I was quite shocked actually.  I haven't really done anything different other than doubling the amount of fruits and vegetables I eat.  Oh and I won't touch canned fruits or vegetables any longer.  It all has to come from the produce aisle.  I was fearing the worst, I always do.  I guess it stems from having this condition that the doctors could never figure out what it was.  It all started with a pneumonia bug and after that it seemed that my body just decided not to function.  I was severely anemic and was always close to needing transfusions.  I'd pass blood...I won't go on to tell you the specifics but that was frightening.  I've been snaked more times than necessary and everything is inconclusive and now I'm normal although the doctor said my blood pressure was a little higher than he'd like.  He figured that I have a lot of stress right now and said he still wants me to take a higher dosage.  Oh well, I figure that I took the top number down 50 points and the bottom number down 20 then I did pretty good.  Plus I've written some family out of my life which seems to have alleviated things.  Maybe Xanga has once again been my therapy.  You people are awesome for putting up with me and my crap.  I've been around here for about 6 years and I've had many people come across this site and I've built up some great relationships and I hope to continue this...gaw...mushy crap...let's get funny.

    "Rizzo, you're a genuis.  Let's hope no one asks to prove that this is real."

    I found that Twilight is now required reading at some colleges.

    My face when I realized that Twilight is now required reading at some colleges.

    Don't have to tell me twice...oh you did.

    So when did he decide to rage against the machine?  He seemed so happy.

    Drink you Kool Aid, Mac Users!  HAHAHAHA...DRINK IT!

    OK, I'd eat that can of fruit but I'd eat it ironically.

    They also won't hear you sobbing as you burn yourself.

    Finally, the talent agent manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"  And then the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

    I tried explaining this to someone earlier today so I thought I'd post it.


    Have a great night and thank you once again.