Bob Dylan is 70 today and his music still resonates all these years later.

I was going to play this elaborate Rapture prank but I didn't have the patience.  I was actually in the grocery store when the Rapture was supposed to happen.  I told one of the workers that if things started shaking that I was planning on looting.  They looked at me like I was a guy on To Catch a Predator.  I was going to do some post-Rapture posting but my computer was acting funky.  It wouldn't recognize my mouse or keyboard.  Weird stuff, man.  Anyway, I got to get a guy to look at it.  I'm not that computer smart.  Then Sunday...tornadoes.  I think the rains started right after lunch as I was making my plans for the afternoon so I went in my living room to watch some TV and then the weather radio went off and I don't think it stopped until about 10PM.  Up and down for the sirens.  At least I was safe. 

I think this would make a great t-shirt.


Please Lord, let take them away.

It's October...that's right, I forgot to carry the three and divide by 0 and that I don't know how to read and that the Rapture isn't a Biblical teaching.

Have you had a Bingo yet?

Now, that is how I'd like to Rapture.


Because I forgot Caturday.

Oh my

I'll relax if he has Progressive auto insurance.

I wish I had done this.

I bet the hawks had a delicious meal on Saturday.

I imagine this would have been numerous Xangans' reactions to the Rapture.



I love these.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So how was your weekend?