I can't get into my Xanga from my home computer.  I figure it was because I started a new blog last night for some of my other writings.  I find this hilarious because the second I start a new Xanga account I get blocked however when other people here start multiple accounts they make the front page.  I guess this means I am done with Xanga unless they unblock me.  It's been nice knowing you. 

I have nothing to write about so I will attempt to be funny.

MVP?  Chicago will never when another title.  They will be just like the Cubs.

Especially when it comes to housemaids.

I've noticed that since he announced his candidacy that my grocery store has not been able to keep tinfoil on the shelves.

I wonder if libertarians refuse to give blood or take blood transfusions.

Here's a fun game for all the tea-baggers to play.

I'm not a parent so I had to ask.

Even Walmart thinks I'm fat.

Walmart may think I'm fat but I know that I am a hardcore gangsta.

"I'll take a one-way ticket to Rocky Mountain Way, please."

...in bed.

How can one team have so much Hart?

I'm staring at the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways.  If you want to make the world a better place take a look at yourself and PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS.

And now you can Cyclops like a boss.

And anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

Pretty much.