I know this is my least read post but oh well, I still have fun sharing these links.  Today was pretty dull.  Just sat around, worried, played some PS2 (yeah I'm not cool and on one of those newfangled next gen machines), internet.  I decided that I had nothing worth making in my pantry or refrigerator so I went out for supper.  Got myself a steak smothered in onions.  God it was so good.  After the meal I took a drive out in the country just to clear my mind.  I saw about a dozen deer and thankfully none of them were in front of my car.  I finished my night watching the Spelling Bee.  I felt so stupid until they started giving the kids German words and the kids spelled them wrong and I got them right.  Now it's link time.

1.  This is quickly becoming one of my favorite tumblrs.  It's called Better Book Titles.  The premise is that they make a realistic title for the book.  I posted this one a little while back.

2.  Do you hate spam in your inbox?  Well this site, Smablr, makes funny images based on the titles of the spam emails they receive.

3.  White people have problems only white people can have.  Right now I'm dealing with having so much cheese that I have to freeze it so it won't go bad.  Well here is a collection of other white people problems at White Whine.

4.  Earlier today I saw methodelevated pulse about how she got cable but was going back to netflix.  Well if you have netflix and want to watch the TV series here's a collection of some available that you should watch.  I can vouch for two of those series, The League and Friday Night Lights.  Hmm both about football, go figure.  Seriously, watch Friday Night Lights.  It has to be the best drama not involving death, rape, and semen on TV.

5.  Marilyn Monroe's birthday was this week.  She would have been 85.  Why are people still hung up on Marilyn Monroe?  Did she win any awards for her acting?  She posed semi-nude.  I never quite understood the fascination with her.  Anyway, here is a collection of people trying to be Marilyn Monroe and failing.

6.  Comedian Eugene Mirman wrote a letter to his cable company, Time Warner.  It's hilarious.  See I've never had problems with my cable company because they are independent and usually come to my house within an hour of when I call with a problem.  I love it.

7.  This might be my favorite website of the week.  It's a collection of internet memes performing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.  It brought a tear to my eye and not because I'm forever alone guy.

8.  I thought this was pretty cool.  It's a visualization of the journey in the Lord of the Rings movies.  Also if you want one make sure you email the guy.

9.  HAve you ever wanted to measure something but the standard units weren't appealing?  Have you ever wanted to measure something in the hottest measurement of the year, the Danzig?  Now you can find out What's that in Danzigs.  I am 1 Danzig tall. 

10.  A lot of people have a problem with Judd Apatow movies.  Either you love him or hate him.  I've loved his work ever since Freaks and Geeks.  Anyway here is a collection of TV shows and movies from Apatow that haven't been made.  There are some great things in there that we'll probably never see.

11.  I know this happens quite frequently on my site.  I write about something I hate especially certain politicians and then an ad favoring that politician will be shown.  For instance I wrote stuff about how I hate Scott Walker and then at the end there was a pro-Walker ad.  Anyway here is a collection of unfortunate internet ads.

12.  I think I've posted this one before but I love it.  It's called Shirt Mock-up.  You can design your own t-shirts with your own photos.  Here's one I made.

It's so true.

Well she won't be getting any dates on JDate or MuslimMatch.

She wasn't drunk driving.  She was charged with DWF...Driving While Female.  Let the hatemail commence.  My email is thetheologianscafe @ yahoo dot com.

Seriously, why is he wearing that hat?

I wish I had a new scarf too.

This is why I hate LeBron James.  You'd never seen Bird, Magic, or MJ be on the same team just so they could win.  There is no competitive drive in the NBA.

Have a great night.