June 28, 2011
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Homework Assignment 6/20 *graded*
Class, I was pleased with the results from your last assignment and if you haven’t seen it yet, I graded and included my movies. You all get 100% and a gold star and 5 class dollars which you can use at the school store to buy candy, erasers, or novelty writing pads that have the $50 bill on one side and lines for writing on the other.
Now your next assignment:
Make sure you clearly state the theory you believe and why you believe it. Examples could be: aliens, the mafia killed JFK, Catholicism is a veiled form of ancient Babylonian paganism, chemtrails, fluoridation, peak oil, new world order…so you get the idea…get to work.
I’ve read your answers and was very pleased except with Rob_of_the_Sky. His answer will get him sent to the principal’s office.
Some of my held beliefs:
-the Bohemian Grove isn’t just a bunch of closeted homosexuals running wild in the woods but they countrol who runs for president.
-The Denver airport contains secrets about the apocalypse
-Area 51 contains some crazy ass shit
-Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill JFK alone. I think the assassination was a mafia hit because what mafioso would let anyone steal their goomah.
-The BP Oil Spill is a way for the U.S. to take control of more oil reserves and also the oil industry can drive up the price of their product or it was an act of terrorism.
-Jared Loughner, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark David Chapman, Ted Kazinsky, and John Hinkley were all products of MK Ultra. Also with Hinkley, he was goaded by George Bush, a former CIA man, to kill Reagan because Bush was sick of Reagan getting credit for all the catchphrases that Bush came up with during the GOP primaries.
Comments (23)
I think that theologianscafe, itisallgravy, and godfatherofgreenbay are the same person. Think about it, have you ever seen the three of them in the same room together? I know I haven’t.
Hey! What about LoBorn is really Curtis Bell?
so, this is crazy. i know it is, and i can’t logically explain it.
i don’t know anyone who has been to and clearly remembers, or can accurately explain even if they “live there,” wyoming. i think it’s a government conspiracy, a state run by and made up of aliens. it’s perfectly square, it’s unreasonably baron, and if you google maps it? nothing. miles and miles of nothing.
my best friend drove through it once. neither her, nor her mother, remembers anything about it at all. and i mean, having driven STRAIGHT THROUGH IT
urban dictionary #9(i didn’t even write this!)
website (didn’t make it!)
Shakespeare.
I am really an Egyptian Goddess that was sent to live away to protect me from those that are jealous and want to harm me
OK, so I havent had my morning coffee yet, cut me some slack. lol.
This is an interesting topic. I don’t have any though. My grandfather is an avid believer of aliens though.
heh, i can’t think of any that I believe. but i know of several that others believe.
I believe that there is actually a functioning sect of the Illuminati, still meeting in secret and working to influence world events.
I believe that the FDA is in league with pharmaceutical companies to keep us sick and addicted to pain killers to maximize profits, and I usually get laughed at when I say it, but it only took 10 years to convert my husband and one day the rest of the country will catch up with us.
Peak oil is no conspiracy theory! (You can take that as my answer.
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@memememe321 - Good answer!
@Rob_of_the_Sky - lol
@dude_this_world_sux - This made my day.
I definitely believe that a New World Order is building beneath the surfac because it was foretold in Revelation.
I believe corn ethanol is the product of blatant political bribery because it provides less energy that is used to produce but corn growers receive subsidies to grow it. Ethanol made from weeds, however, provides far more energy than is required to convert it but the materials grow for free on the side of the road and nobody can be bribed for them.
Catholicism is a form of paganism (although I’m not sure it qualifies as a “conspiracy”)
LBJ had JFK murdered so he could make money off of handing out contracts in the military industrial complex.
I believe that Chelsea Clinton’s real father is actually Ronald Reagan.
Remember that Hillary started off as a Republican and that RR started off as a Democrat.
@WritingTheTides - Actually that one is likely true.
That the Pentagon was not hit by an airplane but by a missile. Why? Jesse Ventura?
I believe in aliens, I’m 99% sure I’ve seen a UFO before.
@GirlfriendExperience - hahah glad to help
I think there may have been a covered-up zombie outbreak near here that we aren’t hearing about. A woman in Newmanstown died of a gunshot wound to the head. It was on the news for about 30 seconds, the circumstances surrounding her death were NEVER explained and we never heard about it again. I don’t like it…
Hmmm…well I certainly believe that there was some sort of conspiracy to off JFK. Now whether or not it was the mob or government officials that wanted a war, not so sure.
I’m gonna get some hate for this one but I don’t care…I sort of believe there is something very more amiss about 911 than just a bunch of guys in planes accomplishing it. Let’s just say I’m more likely to believe that some important people knew ahead that something very big was about to happen and then just let it happen more than anything else. But at the same time there are so many incredibly weird things attached to what happend in New York with the towers and at the Pentagon that it’s pretty baffling. I’m not saying that I don’t think terrorist aren’t responsible, but I do worry about how much they really are responsible for. Like, where they strictly responsible for maybe some of what happened all around and was the rest created or acted on by other sources? I guess we will never know all the details.
Go ahead and hate on me if you want, but I’m free to wonder what I wonder and think about what I think about…just like everybody else.
And go ahead and say it, Charlie Sheen and I seem to have something in common, lol.
I relate, I too have addictions (thought not sports) and I too have sleepless nights. Not that it helps you any, but anyway. (hug)
I believe Bill Clinton really did have sexual relations with that woman. And it wasn’t a conspiracy of anyone to take him down. (Ha!) And when Hillary finally found out the truth, she tore him a new one!
HUGS!