Here's another collection of haikus.  I suck because I included all the comments I left in haiku form.

Forgot your haiku
Will make that photo public
You can recommend

You want a haiku
Haikus make you powerful
My ankle is sprained

I'm very funny
I'm really funny looking
self-deprecating

Limericks are fun
I'm really from Nantucket
My balls fill thimbles

Basho? I hardly
even knew that Basho person
I'm trying too hard

I am at a loss
Haikus can be difficult
I like smoked pork roast

I like your haikus
Although I like your smile more
Flirting through haiku

Thank you very much
You get a unique haiku
It is your haiku

I hope that last GIF
Doesn't get me in trouble
It looks misleading

I am prolific
Posted photo of my dick
Bonus Easter egg

You are from Nawlins?
Want to attend Mardi Gras
Too many drunk guys

You're easy to troll
You have multiple accounts
Now who is the troll?

Thanks, Rob_of_the_Sky
I hope you have fun next week
Do you have a ring?

Girls like jewelry
Doesn't have to be marriage
GIRLS LOVE JEWELRY

Nothing wrong with beer
Unless you're drinking a case
All at one sitting

I'm glad you enjoy
My haikus about nothing
I should be fishing

Thank you very much
Some think haikus are boring
I enjoy baseball

I don't mind the south
It's just too damn hot for me
I like snow and cold

that heart is so nice
My heart doesn't look like that
Less than number three

Awesome haiku, man
I need some time to write these
plenty of comments

This banana phone
Must have a banana phone
Also rotary

Very nice haiku
You should really write some more
Haikus save your soul

Weaboos are obsessed
With all Japanese culture
I'm American

Thanks for the comment
Thank you for the friend request
Here's your own haiku

Ear attached to head
Head enveloped by face
Face: always forward

Bacon's 80 cents
Cheese is 50 cents extra
What is happening?

Have you read the books
A little more than the show
But still it follows

I'm glad you enjoyed
I have to write more haikus
I need blueberries

Oh I should comment
Haikus are very easy
It is cold in here

You are very good
I will recommend your work
Have a joyous day

Your voice is like sex
Euphoric and amazing
Give me your babies.

Slow dance in tight shorts
I was once a chick magnet
No circulation

Big woman and dog
Walk faster, they smell nasty
My farts smell better

I am going nuts
It’s too bad for you Xanga
I missed the exit

The exit was long
I finally reached the exit
Bruce Springsteen was there

The exit was jammed
With broken heroes on a
Last chance power drive

It’s clear, heavenly
Guiltless, drown me in some more
God send me some gin

Blood lies all around
I think I murdered this girl
It’s her period

My horse is too fat
For Kentucky summer heat
Sweating in the shade

Never will I be
An owner at the derby
Horses are just glue

This is a haiku
They don't always make much sense
Hippopotamus

Another haiku
This one won't make sense either
Rabid chihuahua

More haikus for you
This one is probably weird
Paper flamingo

Wait there's more haikus
Just because I feel like it
Narwhal pinata

Just one more haiku
We are getting really bored
Purple chimpanzee

Get thee hence, quoth he,
Shakespeare sure was a strange one,
He confuses me.

Haikus are pretty
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Please sniff my fingers

Haikus seem easy,
But if you don't concentrate
You run out of syl-

IT'S SO BRILLIANT!

I think it's time for me to try a caucasian.

*sigh*