Well here are some more tattoos to make you think that the decisions you've made in life are much better than what other people have done.  I can't write today.  My fingers are slurring.  May be NSFW

Pretty in pink but not as a tattoo.

If you can't see it, it's penis.  I would feel very awkward if I ever was with a woman who had a penis tattoo.

Why would a guy have a penis tattoo?  Oh.  I think it's fitting since most Giants fans are insufferable dickheads.

Why did he get a horse tattooed on his leg?  Oh that's John Elway.  Ladies, how would you feel about staring at John Elway while you were giving mouth hugs?

Robot tattoos are awesome!

I think it's supposed to say "Regret Knowing" which makes sense since he doesn't know how to spell.

M.I.L.F.: Mother I'd Like to set on Fire.  At least we know she isn't a vampire.

I...just...don't...know...Cock of Ages?  Weird Al should make a parody song.

Well it looks like he's been hiding where the sun doesn't shine.

My cock is hung below my knee.

Cock tease...maybe the guy had to get that because he needed a scapegoat as to why he is forever alone.

Well, he has a big black cock.

I say, I say, son, you chocked me until I'm purple...a big fat purple hung cock.

OK, enough with the hung cocks.

One day this man will be CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

Never has a team like the Brewers had so much Hart....That's Corey Hart. 

Fact: this may be the greatest tattoo of all time.  The only things that could make it better are bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica.

I always knew Pooh Bear was evil.  Join the darkside and you can have all the honey you want.

I have seen a lot of creepy tattoos and body modifications over the years but I think this one has got to be one of the most extreme.  A few years ago this guy got a tattoo of a busty woman on his arm but that wasn't enough.  He went to a plastic surgeon to get silicon implants not for his chest but for his tattoo's chest.  Yes, he wanted a 3D and...umm...interactive(?) tattoo.  I don't know whether to classify this as crap or creative.

Well that didn't last long because the guy who had the implants for his tattoo had to have them removed because they got infected.  When will people learn?

Have a great day.  Did you know it's a federal offense to read this and NOT leave e-props?

So I spent my day like I was supposed to...relaxing in front of fans.  I didn't turn on the AC because I figured it needed a rest.  Today was also great because I didn't have any familial duties.  I know you are supposed to honor your parents and family but sometimes they get to be a tad demanding like today, my dad calls and asks me to do his laundry.  My answer?  "Fuck no."  Oh it felt good to say that.  What was even better was hearing him yell "why" as I hung up.  I'll probably catch hell later but screw it, he's pretty much the reason I've been wearing myself ragged.  Ever since his surgery and heart scare he hasn't lifted a finger.  He's not supposed to lift anything over 25lbs but I think he thinks it says 2.5lbs.  Anyway I think tomorrow I'm going to do more of the same...absolutely nothing.  Maybe I'll catch up on vidja games.  Maybe I'll read a book...nah, I don't want to do something nerdy.  I need to shed that image.  Oh who am I kidding?  I'll just end up on Xanga making grandiose statements of delusion.

This is why people say teachers shouldn't have collective bargaining rights and this is also why teachers need collective bargaining rights...I'm trying to figure out what "Jailie" is.  Jelly?

It's pretty hot out there.

So do they think dogs can read or do their urinals also function as bubblers?  If you don't know what a bubbler is, get on my level.

Those sure are some well lubricated socks.

Bob Ross is bad-ass.

Speaking of Ross...I saw this at a garage sale.  I'm thinking of putting it out for the 2012 election just to confuse people.  I may also stick out my John Kerry signs.

And you're complaining because?

Finally some originality coming from Lady Xerox.

SWM searching for a discreet threesome with lettuce and tomato.

Well, what else are parks for?

These guys were tailgating before the most recent Green Bay Packers shareholders meeting.  That's devotion people and just another reason why more NFL teams need to be publicly owned.

That meme will never die.

That is a tough choice.

Why are my eyes getting all wet?

Al Gore is pleased with how I use the internet.
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I have a few ideas for posts and I ran them by my dad a few days ago and he was thoroughly offended so I know they'll go over well on Xanga.