I really am despising Xanga right about now. I'm just glad I'm not popular here and sit in my own little corner and do my thing but it sucks when fights flood my inbox. Oh well, nothing I can do about stupidity or hypocrisy. Maybe I actually do one of those friends list purges. Hmmm maybe I say if you want to remain friends comment at the end of this post. Anyway, my day was interesting. I did work on the farm for a while this afternoon and then had to take my aunt to a doctor's appointment. On the way home I was starting to smell quite rank and without air conditioning in the car I was getting worse. Well I sped up so I could get home and into a shower. Red and blue flashing lights. "License and registration." "Here you go." "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Yes, ma'am I mean officer. I was speeding and I have no excuse other than I wanted to get home and shower because I was on the farm and I apologize for offending your nose because I'm sure you can smell me about right now and I'm sorry if I am talking really fast because I talk really fast when I'm nervous and I'm not nervous because I have anything to hide I'm just nervous because I don't get pulled over often." "Well slow down. I won't give you a ticket or warning this time but you have to promise to slow down." "Yes, ma'am I mean officer." "You are quite charming and don't smell that bad." Miracles do happen. Maybe she was a chubby chaser.
1. I like the 60s Spiderman meme. I was joyed to know that there was one for G.I. Joe featuring Cobra Commander. I just wish it would take off.
2. This may be one of my favorite tumblrs. It's called I Lost All the Money and it documents major fails on game shows.
3. You know I've begun to think that hipsters are like vampires and if you surround yourself with things that hipsters hate then you will drive them away. Vampires have garlic and here are things that hipsters hate.
4. Since the police can't control the London rights, they have taken to the internet asking people to rat out the rioters. Here is the site called Identify the London Rioters. While I don't condone the rioting I also don't condone the police taking to the internet to have people do their work for them. In a forum I've found that people have been more than helpful with police.
5. So apparently someone got the idea that since some adult puppet show had two gay puppets get married that Sesame Street should have two closeted characters get married. Here is an online petition for Bert and Ernie to get married. The only bad part is Sesame Street has said that Bert and Ernie aren't gay so sign away because they won't get married. See this is where people come up with that term "Gay Agenda". Why can't they just leave them be? THEY ARE FUCKING MUPPETS NOT HUMANS!
6. Newsweek caused quite a stir this week with their cover of Michelle Bachmann with "crazy eyes". Well here's a collection of hot chicks who have Michelle Bachmann eyes. I have the weirdest boner.
7. Here is a collection of shoe failures. I'm thankful that none of those come in my size...not that I'd buy any.
8. Are you ready for football? Well I am. I'm ready for the NFL and college and also the EFLI. You don't know the EFLI? It's the Elite Football League of India. They hired an advertising firm to help design the logos and uniforms. I have to say I think I'm going to be a fan of the Goa Swarm or the Mumbai Gladiators or maybe even the Bhubaneswar Warhawks.
9. I am ready for the NFL season. I found this list of the best Green Bay Packers players' nicknames to be highly entertaining. The Ginger Wolverine is going to tear through the league to help the Packers defend their Super Bowl title.
10. I am ready for the NFL season...did I mention I like football? Sometime during last season a new uniform for the Washington Redskins made it's way on to the internet and people were horrified. In 2012, Nike is replacing Reebok as the league's official jersey supplier. All these designs then came out there were supposedly going to be Nike's recommendations for new uniforms. Well it turns out that they are fake. They are still fun to look at so here are all the uniforms. the worst: a toss-up between the Patriots and the Redskins and Vikings and Steelers. The best: Green Bay of course with the Cardinals and Bengals a distant second and third.
11. Recently I went to a friend's apartment and was appalled at how messy it was but then I found this collection of messy houses and realized his place was nothing compared to these. That is like Hoarders.
12. I have been looking at buying pepper plants for my garden next year because my plants this year didn't turn out so well. I came across a website advertising a pepper called Chilli Willy. I'm thinking if I planted this one the neighbors really would talk about me.
I was going to have a vlog here but I fell asleep this evening so enjoy these photos.
Sometimes, plumber crack can be very hot.
The Tea Party is set to release a sex tape involving the Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam. They are going to release it to help America find a new revenue source and expose America's declining morals. You know America really could pull itself out of the hole if our elected officials put out more sex tapes.
Keep your friends close and your enemas closer. The doctor's only concern with this is when the expiration date is.
Mein Führer?
It should have said "cats". Have a good night.
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