Class, I read your previous assignment and was quite pleased with your answers. I knew there would be a lot of movies made about Xanga but I didn't realize there would be so much porn. I wish I could say that Xanga porn is original but it's not, at least it's not original since I saw the sex tape of two Xangans. Thank you for participating in this week's assignment. Your grade is a B+. There is always room for improvement class. If you want extra credit make sure you ask me.
Here is this week's assignment:
Make sure you clearly answer all the questions.
Get to work.
My answer:
1. My cats. I will lump them together as one item because it's my assignment and I can do that. I would have to rescue them because cats are stupid territorial creatures who would run into a burning building because they feel safer on their turf than outside in a place they don't know.
2. My guns. I need to provide food for myself because a fire would destroy my food.
3. My sports cards. I could quite possible buy a new house if I saved this collection.
4. My 30+ year old bottle of scotch. This bottle was aged and presented to my father on the day of my birth. He didn't drink scotch so I took it. I have been saving it for something momentous in my life but haven't found anything as of yet that would meet the opening of a bottle of scotch that old. Maybe if I got married...quit laughing.
5. My jackalope. Do you have a jackalope? No? Well that is why I need my jackalope.
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