It's Thursday, time for more awful tattoos.

I also hear stupidity is permanent.

I know what his first bad decision was.

Best 6 pack ever!

MY EYES!  I wonder if he had that removed when he was removed from her life.

Yeah that's a great tattoo that will stand the test of time.  I almost forgot they even had a reality show.

Gumby died for your toys' transgressions.

Do they play connect the dots at a Holy Ghost party?

Interesting because usually when I watch golf on TV I am bored to death.

He can't help it that Pittsburgh has a silent "h".

You know that's true.  The spelling of certain words may change overnight.

Oh how romantic!  They got their partner's name tattooed on their face after they were wed.  It's probably cheaper than wedding rings but it's more idiotic.

If you want me to show you my cock rocket, lady, you may have to trim the hedges.

They call the Kentucky Derby the "Run for the Roses".  Clearly this guy isn't a stud and if there was a race with him as the prize it would be called The Run from the Roses because people would be trying to get away.

So is he still relevant?

I hold that tattoo in contempt of life.

Since when does pizza come in a can?

More like guilty of being crap.

This one is about as fake as Paris Hilton and just as nasty.

Hey, that's and awesome butterfly tattoo....wait a second!  I bet her parents are proud.

He was devastated when he learned that he didn't get hired to be a new member of the Rockettes.

Have a great day

I have nothing so take these photos as a humble offering for funniness.  I could do a links or tattoo post but clearly it's not Thursday.  God, I am so anal about that.  I love to live on schedules but I hate living by time which is why I no longer wear a watch.  It's so freeing.

You know women the world over would rejoice if they made a beer flavored one.

I never quite understood why girls always take cameras to the bar.  Well this is why.  Ladies, take your cameras to the bar.

I think the pizza delivery guy was flirting with her.

So are the people buying them using them as singing toothbrushes or singing vibrators?  I heard a girl talking about how a group of girls came in and bought a bunch of them and they were proudly planning on using them as vibrators.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS?

Next time I have to chaperon a dance, I'm plastering this all over the place.

So what exactly is the deal here?

I also bet he's not out there looking for the real killer.

You know that would boost church attendance, not out of faith but out of fear.


We start them young in Wisconsin.

I always hated when I had to do that in The Oregon Trail.  I figured when I got to the end of disc 1 that was far enough and my family settled down at a fort.

No can you understand why I hate my big feet?  I haven't seen a naked girl in years.

Notice it wasn't marked wrong.

Just another reason why I'm not allowed to have children.

Sometimes I wish I had antlers so I could itch those hard to reach spots.

Question for the foot fetishists, would you massage those feet?  Would you suck those toes?

I think I found the perfect sweater for Christmas services at my church.

Well if you insist.

I hope everyone loves this post or gets some form of amusement because it took forever with these photo problems.