Day: August 19, 2011

  • Lukewarm Links 8/18/11

    Well here I am with another links post.  I hope you click on the links and enjoy.  Have you ever noticed that "clicks" is dangerously close to looking like "dicks"?  Raise your hand if you haven't seen my dick.

    1.  You know what I can't stand about Facebook?  It's the couples who don't shut up about how great their relationship is and how wonderful you are no you are no you are no you are.  It makes me sick and want to scream SHUT THE FUCK UP!  Well if you've ever felt like that I've got a tumblr for you.  It's called STFU, Couples.  It's a collection of those tender sickening couple moments.

    2.  You know what I can't stand about Facebook?  It's the parents who don't shut about how great their children are and how they learned how to tie their shoes and wipe their own asses and put on their own bookbag.  It makes me sick and want to scream SHUT THE FUCK UP!  We if you've ever felt like that I've got the website for you.  It's called STFU, Parents.  It's a collection of those precious sickening parental moments.

    3.  OK so I just got done mocking parents showing love for their children on Facebook and here I'm posting a site called Lunch Bag Art.  A guy has taken to drawing on his child's lunch bag.  I think that would've been better than my old G.I. Joe lunch boxes.

    4.  Even though I'm not married I enjoy watching the show, The Marriage Ref.  I think I like watching it because it proves to me that maybe marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be and I should be happy being single but that doesn't work and by the end of the show I end up sliding into a depression, a depression that only porn can cure.  I also like watching it because they usually have a funny cast although this past week I found two of the people on the cast to be incorrigible.  Anyway there was a couple on this past week's show and the husband operated a LARP group called Mystic Realms.  Sure enough that's the website.  It's supposed to be serious but I laughed my ass off.  I can't take it seriously because he is supposedly a lawyer and his wife is a school teacher and he misspells the word "weird".

    5.  Here's a fun game.  It's called the Face Recognition Test.  Go to the Famous Face test and see how you do.

    6.  I once had someone comment that they would have liked to have been a student in my classroom.  I thought that was awesome.  Anyway here's a list of the fictional teachers that the author would have liked to have studied under.

    7.  In case you don't follow it Comic-Con was this summer.  A lot of people dress up for the event.  Some go to painstaking measures to look like their favorite characters and then some don't.  This is a collection of people in the don't category.

    8.  The Huffington Post did a cool visual representation of the best comedians from each state in America.  I can't say I disagree with the states where I've lived.

    9.  Here's a fun new internet photo taking fad that looks better than planking.  It's called Leisure Diving.  I want to start a challenge of you people doing your best leisure dive but I won't.

    10.  This site obviously makes the claim that you can only be saved by Christ if you don't have epilepsy.  Notice, if you have epilepsy don't click on that link.  OK so maybe it doesn't make that outlandish claim but I can only stand viewing it for a few seconds at a time.  Way to win people for Christ!

    11.  Here's a novel food idea, push-up cakes.

    12.  Want to waste some time, check out 99 Rooms.

    Evolutionist, you've been told.  Creation 1, Evolution 0.


    I'm getting psyched for The Office's new season.

    I hope his wife never found out.

    I hope his wife never found out or maybe they were there watching mommy perform.

    This was taken from Facebook.  I have no comment.

    And while I'm on a bad parenting trend...

    This guy agrees.

    Would I be a hipster if I said the same thing and by playing Farmville I meant working in my garden?

    Suddenly I feel like playing Twister.

    Don't you just hate it when people don't want you playing Twister in public?

    ...if you don't think the Brewers will win the World Series or at least the NL pennant.

    The Brewers are #1.