Xanga's batch uploader was quite working but never fear I found a way to get you some crappy tattoos.

Maybe this one isn't so bad as it is truthful.  Star Wars is so much better than Star Trek...and the nerd drama will commence in 3...2...1...

Pardon me, but there is some hair on your pizza.  Ladies, is that appetizing?

A singing cheeseburger?  I'm surprised there aren't palm trees behind it so it's a singing cheeseburger in paradise.  I hate Jimmy Buffet.

But I think she's still alive.

Oh how lovely!  If those are Americans I have a machete in my garage that I'd like to introduce to those limbs.

I am trying to figure out which is worse: the tattoo or the haircut.

I've never been to a Cracker Barrel so I can't tell you how good their food is.  All I know is that it's probably not tattoo-worthy good.

I wonder what Zappa would think of this one.  It's beautiful artwork but...WHY?

Oh yeah, that guy is a bad boy.

Oh Jesus, I think the tattoo artist was a fan of Tolkein and he got the Bible confused with Lord of the Rings and he made Jesus look like a hobbit.

Yeah that is most definitely a great cover-up.  Rock and Roll Christ....maybe he is just a fan of Jesus Christ Superstar.

OMG! I see Jesus in that tribal junk tattoo.  I am going to chop that arm off and sell it on eBay.

I have studied theology for quite some time.  I seriously doubt that angels have tattoos.

Poor Johnny Unitas...I just don't know what is wrong with people.

Now is this tattoo celebrating legendary NASCAR drive Dale Earnhardt or legendary zombie Dale Earnhardt?

If I saw this tattoo on a girl, I would run away in fear.  For those of you who don't know, a couple summers ago I was bitten by a spider and I almost lost my leg.  I would see this tattoo and worry about spiders in various caverns.

Here's a tip to all my readers...if someone dares you to get a tattoo, make them pay for it.  This guy didn't.  He lost a bet and had to pay for that.  I wouldn't mind seeing this on a girl and if the reclining figures were fat guys.  Then maybe I could find true love.

Sadly, she turned me down for a date.

So is that a fur-de-lay?

This may be the worst tattoo EVER!

I've seen a lot of people on Xanga pointing fingers at which side was responsible for our current debt crisis but no one offers any solutions to fix the debt crisis.  That's where I come in.

-First thing that gets cut...ALL FORESKINS!  All the infections are putting a strain on our fragile health care system.  If people want their children to be uncircumcised then they must have their children watch a daily reminder video for proper washing and we will create more jobs with inspectors.
-Eliminate the salaries of all politicians.
-Release all the people in prison who are guilty of drug possession
-Make all light drugs legal and tax them heavily.
-All military is recalled to United States soil and the soldiers are put to work fixing America's roads and bridges...much like what they are doing in Iraq and Afghanistan.
-If we don't bring the military home then we start the WPA to fix our nations crumbling infrastructure.
-No more foreign intervention.  The world hates us, let them hate, but let them police themselves.
-Give every state no more than 100% of the taxes they pay.  How many Tea Partiers will die off when all their medicare and social security dries up?
-Sell off some of the states to Pakistan so we can keep a better eye on them.
-Draft everyone, the overweight and handicapped included, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
-PRINT MORE MONEY!
-Stop all foreign aid because really all those foreign countries give me are mail order brides and we all know how my last marriage worked out.
-Raise the debt ceiling to ONE MILLION DOLLARS!  (It's 2011 and I'm still using Austin Powers jokes.)
-Tax people who still make Austin Powers jokes.
-Tax reality TV and the people who view reality TV.  That shit must stop.
-National bikini carwash days.
-National bake sales.
-No American citizen is allowed to answer the phone when America's bill collectors call.
-Let sitcom writers figure it out because they can solve anything in under 30 minutes.
-Legalize the cloning of dinosaurs so mad scientists can open dinosaur theme parks.
-Mortgage the U.S. to Apple.
-Force Oprah to buy China, and Oprah will do one more show.  During this show Oprah will leave all of China's manufacturing jobs under the seats of Americans.
-Tax every woman on Facebook $1 every time they complain about men.
-Screw maintenance on national parks, pave over everything.
-Bingo nights at the White House.
-Make Monopoly money legal tender.
-Every American must learn how to play billiards and then we go abroad and we hustle pool until we are in the black.
-We find wizards to brew a special exilir that when poured out it will fix the economy.
-Convince everyone that the debt crisis is a cinnamon roll and that everyone needs to eat their share to fix America.  Let's face it, Americans are obese and love cinnamon rolls.
-Secretly send U.S. troops to major casinos all over the world to pull off Ocean's 11 style heists.
-Every toilet becomes a pay toilet and the fine for public urination is $15,000.
-Invent time machines so we can go back in time to mine all the gold and oil and have it for our present selves.
-Meatless Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays and all we are allowed to eat on those days is Top Ramen.
-Hire the U.S. women's national soccer team to kick politicians in the junk until they fix things.

-We also tax any book containing vampires.

-We tax sad trees

-Have scientists invent machines that create earthquakes and then use them on the American public to bring them to their knees and pay more taxes...wait, they already have that.


-Tax people who don't understand why these are funny.

This has nothing to do with the debt crisis.  I just thought it was an awesome cover and pretty damn great to see the Brewers getting some national attention.

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